that's pretty fucking tame imo lol leave it up to to act like special snowflakes and get triggered
Elijah Martinez
do you have this in copypasta form?
Aaron Gutierrez
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Tyler Sullivan
I have this until he responds
Elijah White
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me
Noah Walker
Yeah alright, that's pretty good.
Grayson Thomas
it's exactly 2000 characters too, you can't write anything else
Thomas Wilson
I copied from the police ptg
Aaron Bennett
pol ptg
Andrew Allen
No, I want the shit the girl says in the video as a copypasta
Jonathan Murphy
trump
Nolan Phillips
I don't, you'd have to type it out
Carson Nelson
is /ourguy/
David Stewart
How does this get you banned? It's just a funny video, albeit not related to politics
Bentley Phillips
I once got a seven day ban from Jow Forums for excessive racism.
Nathan Lee
nice
Nicholas Rivera
ptg is a bant general now
Jackson Jenkins
what counts as excessive racism?
Luis Evans
MAGA
Daniel Diaz
you are a manlet beta weak wizard >tfw under 6 foot >tfw no gf >tfw living on mommy's basement you know what? you're a neet, and I don't date neets, I don't talk to neets even I dont talk to beta losers like you
