>wake up as a cute girl
>have this body type
What would you do?
Wake up as a cute girl
Ryder Adams
Grayson Stewart
Work out to get Jow Forums (unless I find a bf that likes it)
Jordan Wood
Get fit
Leo Reyes
I'm an honorary canadian
Jonathan Ward
>bf
That's a bit gay lad.
Connor Collins
this
Lucas Miller
I don't want to be the gf
Connor Carter
The point of this thread is if you were a girl (female)
John Cook
It's still gay to want a bf.
Accept the yuri inside your heart.
Andrew Nelson
literally gay
Oliver Lee
>be gay in order to not be gay
Nice try, Norway
Asher Flores
literally gay
Julian Perez
Doing either is gay.
But it's less gay to go for the girl.
Cameron Kelly
>two disgusting sacks of fat are now on my chest and i'm now fat
probably kms
Elijah Adams
Get married, settle down, have kids, live the dream as a housewife
Aiden Flores
>doesn’t want to be looked after by a strong man and be the little spoon and be a housewife
dumb Nicegay
Jace Torres
is everything anime now?
Ryan Ramirez
based gayland
Nathaniel Hernandez
i am the basedest
Nolan Lewis
Didn't say i didn't.
Just saying it was gay to want that.
Juan King
what? you don't like tiddies? You don't like tiddddies? are you gay? are you a fuckin pooftah?
Carter Garcia
Probably go into extreme happiness
Carter Lee
Make a twitch account to do what I do now which is playing vidya just you know for money.
Bentley Edwards
And to OP's question, realize I'm big! That means I've got big guts! RIP AND TEAR!!
Juan Reed
masturbate and kill myself
Adrian Moore
you always have a subtle gay aura around you, it’s strange. I’m pretty sure you’re a massive fag, it’s why you like telling others they are homosexual
Michael Gonzalez
big tiddies look repulsive
smaller ones are way better
Elijah Bell
I am gamma gay, i radiate gayness.
>you like telling others they are homosexual
A gaydar is a handy thing.
Jackson Ross
Must be unfun having it ping constantly
Christopher Bailey
Yeah, Jow Forums has loads of them, even if we take out the common gayposters over half of it's gay.
Cameron Wood
You like dicks
Jose Clark
desu i'm a little jelly. Small tiddies are much more common and easier to get. Big fat tiddies are rare and nearly impossible for a virgn loser to get, unless I go for an american sized gf.
Colton White
why did he get a boner from that disgusting slob?
Hudson Hughes
kill myself because i didn't wake up looking like this instead
Gavin Butler
cute
Angel Moore
get back pains
Hudson Gomez
>FaG
nice id, poland
Landon Diaz
Start fasting
Owen Jenkins
why do people here dislike thick
what are you
gay
Gavin Morales
yes
Logan Baker
fasting is a meme
Nathaniel Williams
good taste, kiwi
Daniel Williams
thanks desu
Dylan Gomez
hot
David Gomez
Mastrubate
Jace Hughes
wow i literally have this type of body
Gavin Collins
diet and arrange for a breast reduction
have lesbian sex
wish I still had my penis
realize that would also be gay
kms
Mason Gomez
I'd try to suck my own cock.
Bentley Robinson
play videogames
John Wright
>cute girl
>fat
get unfat?
Carter Reyes
low test betamales wouldn't understand
pls be my thicc phillipino gf
fuckin FaGL9uAQ. Unbased and bluepilled
Owen Morgan
get fatter?
Matthew Long
play video games and masturbate. Also shitpost. My tummy doesn't stop me now so it wouldn't stop me as a girl either.
Eli Bailey
Masturbate, do some stomach exercises, get a cute gf.
Asher Jenkins
Eat how I do now and exercise more
Jace Gonzalez
Touch boobs, then continue playing videogames
Cooper Hall
These
Luke Davis
based redpilled scandifag, I can respect a man who does not live in denial
Juan Butler
>Touch all the boobs
>Realize i dont have a dick to fap with
>Try to masturbate
>Finger clitoris
>FeelsBadMan.jpg
>I dont actually know how to do this
>Really horny, too autismo to masturbate
>Fluids running down on legs
>Wut
>Small pond of pussy juice forming under crotch
>Crap, how do i stop this shit
>Try to stand up, legs fail, end up on knees on the floor
>Grind pussy against bed frame
>FeelsGood.jpg
>Moan softly
>Slowly making way up to the bed knob
>Legs trembling
>Clit throbbing
>Pussy leaking the sweetest of fluids
>Drool a little bit in anticipation
>Slowly go down, let a moan escape, firmly grasp bed frame..
>...
Jaxon Ross
diet self down to tomoko weight, cosplay tomoko on twitch playing dark souls. nip slip whenever someone donated $1000 instant millionaire