> prepare for flight
> upgrade seats online
> go to airport early
> go to the gate
> wait for boarding for an extra hour
> plane has technical difficulties
> take off late
> land in Seattle
> connecting flight to Amsterdam
> boarding has already started
> gate is on other side of airport
> run like crazy for 20 mins
> vagina starts itching so slow down
> arrive at gate
> actally still boarding
> wait for 30 minutes
> learn you will not fly via Amsterdam
> you have been moved to London plane
> no apparent reason
> London plane is different airline
> staff says it will be home faster
> say you paid for premium seating
> get promise of very good seating
> wait for another 1 hour
> find out plane will be home 6,0 hours later
> go to the plane
> find out seating is super shity
> plane is full, no options to behave
> shoulder doesn't feel comfortable
> take off
1/2
prepare for flight
2/2
> food is served
> no tray table in the shity seat
> hold food box on your lap while eating
> feel extremely uncomfortablely
> finally land in London
> wait for 4 hours extra
> 30 mins wifi free use
> do nothing for 3,5 hours
> find out you don't have place on the connecting flight
> the other airline forgot to confirm it
> someone misses their flight towards London
> hooray, get their open seating
> ask about luggage
> be told it's taken care of
> think about jean shorts you're wearing
> and t-shirt
> hoping luggage will be in Paris
> wait for another 30mins
> go to the airplane
> be very tired
> land in Paris
> luggage is lost
> not likely luggage is in Europe
> forget to leave contact information
> go outside
> fresh air
> not so cold in t-shirt
> acually is quite cold in t-shirt
That's what you get for being frenchfag
>Realise that i have been pretty lucky with flights
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>Itchy vagina
JUST TAKE A BATH YOU DISGUSTING FROG
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VAGINAKIN GTFO
TRANNIES TOO
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good luck in world cup lass