The so-called greatest country on Earth is literally PETRIFIED of kinder eggs. How can Amerishits even show their faces on this board?
The so-called greatest country on Earth is literally PETRIFIED of kinder eggs...
Christopher Johnson
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Ryder Cruz
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Jordan Martin
Why so violent friend?
Sebastian Thompson
I never understood this meme. One can buy them at any grocery store in the US. There isn't much to them, really A glob of creamed gloop and a small toy you can put togther. Don't understand what the fuss is about.
Easton Thompson
Camden Flores
thats a kinder joy not a kinder surprise but nice try
Easton Mitchell
what's the difference?
Evan Barnes
those aren't normal kinder eggs though
David Rogers
the difference is kinder surprise has a toy inside a chocolate egg, and kinder joy has the toy separate from the candy
Matthew Turner
everything
a kinder surprise is chocolate in the shape of an egg with a toy inside as seen in ops pic
a kinder joy is the thing you have where the whole things splits into two containers, one with a toy and one with creamed gloop
kinder joys were made specifically to target the us market cuz surprises were banned im pretty sure
Jackson Stewart
ahh ... thanks. that explains the meme. I live in a country where people have their lawyers on speed dial if anything out of the ordinary ever happens to them. That's the way this place works and I have to tell you it sucks.
Grayson Green
Amerishits wont ban many actually harmful additives, but ban norman kinder eggs beacuse they are too stupid to not eat the toys.
Nathaniel Ross
How's the World Cup?
Christian King
The one's OP is talking about are Kinder Surprise, not Kinder Joy.
Matthew Miller
I've never eaten either kind. Are both made with the same chocolate?
Anthony Long
I think so.
Mason James
I get them all the time from my family in Germany. They're pretty good.
Wyatt White
we DO have those kinder chocolate bars, the ones with milk cream in them. they're fucking heavenly and i have a polish friend that hooks me up with them because he knows a store that has the fuckers in bulk. but they usually have like 10 boxes of them in the polish isle in the grocery store
Carson Harris
omg this pic gives me so many ptsd's
im gonna need some weed to cure them
Jason Bell
thankfully a lawyer can't do shit to you if ur net worth is a $20 bill
Daniel Gomez
>be british
>ban guns
>ban knives
>require a license for silverware
>ban free speech
>mandatory telly propaganda donation required once a year
>cameras on every street corner
>unarmed police
>south asian emigrants are allowed to carry machetes because it is their culture
>machete attack every 15 minutes
>ban mopeds because machete wielders use them as their warhorse
>ban self defense
>ban internet
>be literally more obese than america
>ban human rights
>be american
>get a slightly different version of some chocolate egg
god save the queen
Aaron Powell
eeeeeeeeew