Arume survival thread: episode the third

>I go and look for some boots so my feet don't get all fucked up

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>Heal my legs through sheer mongol anger and get on the horse again

>TRIPLES
You accidentally walk into an entire armory full of armored vehicles, helicopters, fighter jets, every weapon under the sun, and enough ammo to last 3 lifetimes in a nice little cupboard
>dubs
you find the mongol horde and they don't see you. You also find the Khan, both of his legs broken and pants full of piss
>75
You find nice boots
>doubles
Somehow your legs mend themselves through sheer force of will and you get back on your horse

i help the khan up
"i am Cú Chulainn, i'm from northern ireland... can i join you niggas in your raiding?"

>Notice the faggot who just arrived and make the horde kill the shit out of him

>I put my cool new boots on
>Make a spear out of a nearby tree and some stone

Fuck, disregard this post
"Go get a horse and join, as long as you don't interfere in the pillaging"

>Just pick up the tank a submachine gun with some ammo and head towards a nearby village to recruit men for my afrika korps
>youtube.com/watch?v=_SVlYJe_Lb0&t

"i wont"
i get a horse and join

>02
You trip and stab yourself in the side
>83
you do that
>TRIPS
You recruit 30,000 men with your supreme charisma, as it turns out the village is actually a city full of white people
>36
you get on the horse but the pain makes you fall off it

>Start to gear them up with tanks and weapons and start to teach them the way of war
>Then lead them to battle to a nearby arume base

>awaken

>direct the horde to the closest city and make them look for modern weapons

heal myself and get the nicest horse i can see. then use my spear like a lance when i'm on the horse and raid shit with the mongols.

>Salt my cum

>dubs
you fit them with the finest gear in your armory and find your way to an Arume base. They look terrified
>45
A policeman asks you if you have your sleeping loicense
>6
your horde starts infighting over horse meat
>56
Your horse looks like a mutt, but it looks okay
>48
you do that

I
continue
making
my
spear

ride it, rape and pillage

>hand him the sleeping loicense

>Beat up a couple of mongols with a stick until they calm down and then make them follow me into an arume base to rape and pillage violently.

>Literally destroy the arume base and command my units to leave some hostages along the way while they siege the base

>21
Your horse refuses to move, instead telling you that it's whiter than you
>91
you mongols get some discipline in hem and go to rape and pillage an Arume base
>3
Your tank explodes and every single one of your guns jam while the Arumes watch, laughing like youtube.com/watch?v=zUyqDxa2k3w
>90
you make a spear or some shit now go fuck yourself with it
>51
"yeh m8 dis looks gud now where's yer loicense loicense and yer breathin' loicense?"

>Sculpt cum monsters
>Give them life

>hand him the loicense loicense and the breathin' loicense

"WHITER THAN YOU JAMAL!"
>slap his ass ordering it to move and raid the village with me

>Make them steal arume weapons and take half of the arume as slaves

>Start to pull off my knife and tell my soldiers to charge to the arume for a close quarters combat

>17
you can't sculpt monsters from your cum you fag
>dubs
"Oi yeh m8 dese loicenses r gud minty fresh god save the queen"
>2
He bucks you off and screams down your throat about walmart mcdonalds burger freedoms for 3 hours straight
>dubs
Arume weapons are stolen and Arumes are taken as slaves
>doubles
The Arume laughing ceases as they are impaled by your korps' knives

god save the queen, by the way where's your policin' loicense?

Ready Salted Cum (ID: Tbzk9Esn) EnglandHampshireNew Forest 07/15/18(Sun)22:52:07 No.5849771▶>Sculpt cum monsters
>Give them life

>Start giving my men the arume weapons and conquer the arume base

"fuck you then!"
kill it with my spear and form IRA. go around looking for young irish lads to join me in our quest for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

>Make the arume base our capital

>51
The police show their policein' loicense and then they ask you for your question loicense
>dubs
you make a cum monster, it looks awful and begs you for death
>92
you walk in with jammed guns and exit with arume tech
>trips
you find the entire country of Ireland in a cellar somewhere after stabbing the horse and rupturing it's every organ
>69
you make it your capitol, and people call it fuckistan because of the hot steamy human-on-Arume rape that happens constantly every minute there

"CMON LADS, LET'S KILL SOME BRITISH!"
>kill every british i can

>I hand my questioning loicense and question them about where their loicense loicense is.

>Give what he wants to myself
>Embrace the sweet relief

>Begin expanding my reign of terror, rape and fermented horse milk

>Cleanse the world from arume with my afrika korps and recruit men that i encounter in my way

>dubs
You slaughter brits left and right while they ask you for your stabbing loicense
>72
They show their loicense loicense and they ask you for your standing loicense
>43
you shoot yourself in the head and it ricochets back into the cum monster, killing it too
>24
your expansion machine breaks
>74
With your Afrika Korps you expand outwards, conquering 90 square miles of territory already in just minutes

>show them my standing loicense and point out the fact their loicense loicense expired.

>EXPAND MY KINGDOM
>and also drink some fermented horse milk

youtube.com/watch?v=m6NfsQS1itk