@Jow Forums

1. yes
2. I get around 5 hours sleep

no

I have a job, no meme, I have a house, 2 cars and a wife get at my normswag

Shut up

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I believe you

Dress up princess

Dont worry I feel suicidal and loldeppressed even with these luxuries which makes me even more weak and disappointing

1. Cool! I miss your superman Akari image
2. As long as you are getting enough Zzz's

Thanks
Nothing weak and disappointing about being ahead

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I don't really believe you

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I have a car... And job...
I'll never have a irl waifu

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life...

But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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Ahead of what. If I feel worse now then before? All of this shit and now I can't do my kids and shit dirty like that. I'm trapped. It's pathetic

Fucking do it faggot you're too lazy
No feels no excuses only hardworking blue collar lifestyle
But y
Don't be an asshole

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I just mean to say you have the basics together, that's admirable not disappointing

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>Get degree
check

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1/5 you're doing horrible

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Do what?

>Get job
Still in college, fuck

>Get degree
Still first year in college, fuck

>Get apartment
Check

>Get car
As if, I'd be probably found on the ocean floor if I had my own car.

>Get gf
I'm aromantic, fuck

Too many excuses not enough achievement
Get apartment get degree get gf

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NO

GET MOVING I'M GOING TO EXPECT RESULTS

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can't force people to hire me, everything else is contingent on a job.

>on the ocean floor
I know ur pain, bro. I almost drove into it too! Phew, good thing this car has good brakes! Fucking ocean cut me off on the road!!!!! FUCK U, OCEAN!!!

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Yes you can

>job
CHECK
>degree
CHECK
>apartment
still live with my boomer parents, fuckign sucks
>car
I drive a company owned truck, so I dont feel like a personal car would be worth it. I can buy food and stuff from stores on the way home from work, and am a shut-in, so I never have a need to leave except for work.
>gf
Fuck that. Women are money hungry cunts who will only bring misery and bankruptcy to you. I'm just gonna buy a memedoll when I get my own apartment.

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Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Working on it

>Get job
Not yet
>Get degree
Don't have one yet
>Get apartment
Don't have one yet
>Get car
Don't think I'll be able to drive
>Get gf
Doubt I'll find one

2/5 with a bunch of excuses I give yoou a c-

>Get job
got a pretty good one
>Get degree
yep
>Get apartment
got it
>Get car
I've got two
>Get gf
checkeroooooo

>have no job
>still don't get enough sleep
for what purpose

Perhaps you will find >>>/facebook/ more to your tastes, you fucking NORMALFAG

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>checkeroooooo
She'll leave you soon if you keep that up.

gotta be an adult gotta have a 9 to 5 gotta behave gotta get married gotta raise kids gotta be productive

hoodeley doodeley, I sure hope not!

AHKSHUALLY I deleted Facebook because it wasn't rewarding anymore. I just feel so FREE now.

Why would I when I generate enough money to live on just by sitting around? I'm provided for for life!

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Why didn't you finish your psychology degree denmark? WHY NOT?

>get paid
>get laid
>gatorade*

only job
>aparment, degree, and gf
yeah, nah
>car
literally unecessary unless you actually have to travel long distance

Job
Degree X
Apartment
Car X
GF X

>Get job
Already got one.
>Get degree
Working on it at the moment.
>Get apartment
Got one at the age of 18.
>Get car
Not a chance.
>Get gf
I'd rather kill myself.

wrong order

Get mad!

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>Get apartment
Why would I do that when I already have a house?

fuck off

>Get job
I have 3
>Get degree
Not gonna happen
>Get apartment
Nope still life with my parents
>Get car
No driving license
>Get gf
Will happen when pigs start flying

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>Get job
I do
>Get degree
I am
>Get apartment
Impossible until I get a grad job after finishing studies
>Get car
No point, too expensive
>Get gf
I'm here

I have a car (although i cant drive) and since my mom moves out soon our flat is gonna be mine
get fr*cked nerds lole

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No you

dubs

what retard cant drive by

i cant

Okay boss

do you at least know how to do the gas and the breaks

you push something on the floor

fuck a duck

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yes
no
no
yes
fuck no

Tried. Degree people kicked me out.

no u

I have autism so I am exempt from this order.

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get fucked in the nose
cut your own fingers
put 10 pit bulls in your job
set fire in your gf
ride a motor skate with a gun
and shoot cops
film it all, make it a movie, profit
thats your new living

I didn't know Jordan Peterson was on Jow Forums

Thanks doc

Not a good excuse, get to work

soon
lol no
eventually
1 or 2 years
aspergers.exe: this action cannot be performed

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and go live in a radio station,
your new house.

I will do all but one. I refuse to get a gf.

not going to study or get a job though

gay

Lazy

parasite

bluepilled statist

Im not a statist. Im anti-statist.

cp id

youtube.com/watch?v=uWfwc-z4MFc

Dumb pedo ade poster.

>Get degree
No, dont. I wasted 4 years of my life doing this.
Just get a job which can go somewhere instead: an apprenticeship or something.
It might take a while to find one but even if it takes a whole 4 years you end up in pretty much the same place you do at the end of a degree minus the tens of thousands of shekels in debt.

No need.
Working on it.
Later.
Fuck no, I prefer to walk.
Already got one.

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What

working on it
no
ok
i already have
what about bf

>Get job
I have, it sucks
>Get degree
Not a possiblity
>Get apartment
I do have a house
>Get car
I have it, but I hate driving
>Get gf
I have, but she's 2D

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portugal's wife chino is so cute

>I hate driving
You don't deserve your GF.

Too poor to get a degree.

Sounds like a good way to get in debt for life. Pass.

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Already have most of those. How about you?

Working on #2 at the moment. #3 is redundant.