Roleplay

I'll be dressed up like a girl in my bedroom boys, I'm kind of drunk so who knows what will happen~~~
*hides behind the dresser with a gun*

Who keeps murdering dogs and raping there dead bodys? Its stinking up the house

i don't usually get high but when i do i stare at the floor for two hours straight

*knocks on door* gtfo if there you creep!!!

Who burnt the pizza???

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Probably the cuck swedish guy i might kick him out soon

*starts firing wildly, mein kampf text to speech audiobook blaring*

Cirno walk in and said bazinga

*ducks behind table* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IM NOT JEWISH

*cooks dont out* hihi me shinbo!

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my bad b. lets go make some hot pockets

Who didn't flush the toilet?

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Ok who the fuck has my shotacon hentai it not under my bed

SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH ANIME IN HERE

I saw my pet doggo watching boku no pico maybe he stole it

Oh fuck I need my shota so give it up you jews

wtf gib dontout backkkk!1!! Wtf gib 2 shinbo!!

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Calm the fuck down i will get you more if you stop being a bitch

aaaa i need dontout1!!

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*gives donut*

th-thanxs you from SHinbo!!!

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Thank you mr landlord

Hey no one has payed there rent in like 3 months can you guys please pay?

I have no cash sir

here is went!

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Fuck it i quit

What can I paid you with I have a sick mix tape

I nominate you as the next landlord just change your name to landlord and you should be good to go

Also i am gonna make one of these daily

Can i pay in beans?

Sure why not

Here u go

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K

I am sorry to say i am no longer the landlord of this fine establishment and i nominate as the new landlord

I will be a good boi and my first goal as landlord is to find my shota porn

ivan stop sticking your dick in the electrical outlet

ur fired

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So who has it don't be scary

YALLL MOTHERFUCKER NEED TO BE PURIFI̴̴̼̭̻͈͓̥͉ͫͨͯ̾͂͊̒̓̇͌̈̾̌ͮ̏̔̀ͮ͟͠E̷̢̘͉̫͚̤̜̤̖̬̞̻̦̪̭̞̖ͨ̈͒̈ͪ̃ͪͤͅD̴̡͈̰̹̜̰͖̹̫̱̭͙͓̥̖̓ͬ̿ͭͫ͋͋̒̈͆̓̚̕͘͟

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Fuck off mom

Where should I locate my cumbasket?

>ITT. WE HAVE NO FRENS

Do not say so fren

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Ok time to give me cash

Take my beans

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Ok I do like beans

I prefer to live in the Outback with the cute cockatiels

Good for you

*BRAPS inside every jar and container in the house*

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I poo everywhere

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