324th Happy day

Welcome, Anonymous~
In this thread we will be showcasing how you should care for your beloved Cirno during such a hot time of the year as it is in summer If you let your baka being alone for a longer period of time, be mentally prepared to met a horrible sight of a small puddle of water, most likely on your kitchen floor~
>When Sirnoes feel in distress, their natural reaction is to find coolest place nearby looking for a shelter. Having in mind their last place of keep, most bakas can be found scrathing the doors of refrigerators.
>But don't worry - having a Cirno near you for all this time isn't such of a hore but rather a privilege~!
>You can use your ice fairy to cool down from time to time, as well as letting her see some of the world around you with little to no effort Just let her hold tight on your shoulders and look out for her overtime thinning thighs - a medium-size baka weights 50% less than her volume in water, due to high concetration of love, care and oxygen, running throught her body c:

*ᴾᶦᶜ ʳᵉᶫᵃᵗᵉᵈ⋅
ᵀʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ʷᵉᵃʳ ᵇᵃᵏᵃˢ ᶦˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵛᶦˢᵘᵃᶫᶦᶻᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ⋅
ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᶦʳᶰᵒ ᵐᵃʸ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳ ˢᶦᵍᶰᶦᶠᶦᶜᵃᶰᵗᶫʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦʳᶰᵒ ˢʰᵒʷᶰ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ~

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first

okay

gay

first

dubs

kill yourself

nice

imma keep it straight chief watch doremi or youre fucking dead dickhead

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Well done, you did it

youtu.be/2fk5-ZAJXQg

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Cirno a cute

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Amazing! I have been waiting for clear instructions on what to do when my cirno is scratching on the fridge! ^o^
Can I bring the cirno on a car ride?

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Thank you, i always keep my Cirno close and make sure to feed her iced watermelon and flans to keep her cold~

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shut the fuck up bitch

everyday is a Happy Day if you make it one~

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You let her out for a bit

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hi.

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after some research and development i figured out a new way to mod sploosh cannons to give immense sploosh kinetic force
if you are familiar with a coilgun this sploosh mod should make sense to you
what you do is place a series of copper wire coils around the sploosh cannon and run currents through the coils going down in series, this creates a moving magnetic field that accelerates down the sploosh barrel, this control of current to the coils can be controlled by a simple coilgun circuit
of course sploosh water isnt magnetic and this setup would have very little effect and just add weight, but what you then do is make the water ferromagnetic by imbuing it with nanoparticles of iron, if you add a small amount of gelling agent to the sploosh water then, the iron nanoparticles should be suspended inside and of course, these iron particles are attracted to the magnets and forces the sploosh water down the coilgun setup
ive tested this out on a spare sploosh-o-matic cannon-phenotype and the sploosh was insane and it was really satisfying to sploosh some goals with it and managed to score 27 points with one sploosh blast, this is possibly the most powerful mod of all sploosh history

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I have realized, 4hour work that I have done and was lost... I re-made everything in 30.

The time you give to practice will return in from of skill. So you are not wasting any time.

Sanny=cute
No bully.

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30minutes*

slut

Hi.

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slut

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too hot for siesta

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Alright, so I know how to care for one now. Where or how do I get one, though?
What if I watch a little Doremi and then stop?
I finished Phaedo
I'm not too sure that I did like it
The bit where he's explaining how the soul is deathless since it gives life was pretty funny at least, though.

̶S̶t̶e̶p̶ ̶2̶.̶:̶ Tip nr. 2.:
Repelling various sorts of environmental dangers from your Cirno Due to high importance of bakas to the enviroment, local fauna (as well as rare cases of flora) might want to concluda a pact of symbiozis with your very own ice fairy~
>Dogs might want to lick her, birds can be dangerous when looking for a cool place to hide.
>Cats are generally agressive towards Sirnoes, or can't really acknowledge them as a part of local fauna - more like flora o/ - so never let any neighborhood cats play with your Cirno.
>More about healing deep scrathes and bites on page 12 /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
>ˢᵖᵒᶦᶫᵉʳ - ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ᵉᵃˢʸ!

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smart spanish poster

No

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based spanish poster teach me your CalArt ways

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shitway

fuck no

Don't let your cirno get too close to orchids. Orchids like to be kept cool and especially love ice water on an hot summer day, so make sure your baka doesn't get lured by them.

hey, niceway.
i mean, it's not raining, so i suppose it's alright.
how's it over in poland?

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I like this image

des

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pa

pa

It's okay, I'm not even A̵̷͎̮̦̜̱͍͙͚̦̣̘͛͊̍ͮ̌̽̔ͧͪ̔̂̑́͢ń̡̤̹̩̖̰̙ͯ̄ͩ̔̉̍̉͢g̷̨̛̣͍͎͔̮̻̳͈͎ͦ̀̋̔ͨͦ̾͒̂͒̍͊͑̈́̔̕͜ŗ̶͉̮̱͈̪̟̥̼̣̣̦̗̣͊͋͑͊̽̌͞y̵̹̬͉͓̤̪͙̠̰̜̖̪͌ͨ͗̎̌̍͊́͌͟

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god dammit ade

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I'm sorry

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I will keep her safe and give her lots of headpats and cuddles~

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Oh no, a short drive to show my cirno the wonders of nature! That's the least I can do! ^o^

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des

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owo, perhaps i could use a new subscription as this publication would seem interesting for Cirno~

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Hey man!
How's the mood?

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Pa...

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lindrome

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Hey lads

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Happy Day̨̢͝ is everyday!

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More of slutty Sanae?

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i'm good. just ordered a nice shirt, so there's that, i suppose.

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no, sanae is not for sex

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>c*rno
sage

Deprive Sanae of sex

Good.

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You're shit and you're an absolute faggot

hello poland!

shiro be nice

Im not shiro at all.

sounds like something shiro would say

shiro's the biggest dumbass ever... he's doxed himself so hard somebody could blackmail him.

Shiro what happened you used to be a niceposter

Lifehack nr. 3:
Playing & engaging with your Cirno~
>From various sorts of entertainment, little - as well as big - bakas, can be found enjoying nearly every possible sorts of fun, thus confirming them once again, for being the best family ̷p̷e̷t̷s̷ familiars of the decade o/
>From simple domino to video games - every Sirno shares the same temperament for all of the wonders around them

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woah how nice

Post a kogasa for me shiro poster

Something tells me that Happy Day will go to kindergarten tomorrow and do bad things.

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Well it depends on the size of the orchids and the cirno. If you're cirno is 3 tablespoons or smaller and there is a medium orchid do not let them near it, they could melt then be drinked by the orchid. But id you baka is the size of one human child and you just have a small amount of orchids let them play with the flowers, they will water the flowers as they play with them.

Socratic dialogues has an interesting style, feel free to check out the other ones too! ^o^

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Im not SHIRO! Shiro wants everyone to think hes a woman that cosplays.

I've heard of certain individuals who let their Sirnos lecture themselves about their habits, thus making them nearly 100% autonomous~
Firstly you have to teach your baka to read which can prove rather difficult if near impossible, so I wouldn't really bother believing in such fairy-tales c;
ᴮᵘʸ ᵒᵘʳ ᶰᵉʷˢᶫᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ⋅
C:
Hello Runner o/
Are you in possession of your very own Cirno yet~?
If not, you should consider subscribing to our monthly publications of "Cirno and (you)" - sets of greatly inspiring lectures that can absolutely help you preapre for buying one

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shiro youre doing a bad job pretending, time to drop the act already

Advice nr. 4:
Always rember to enjoy your Cirno while she lasts~!
My favorite type of enjoyment is raspberry sorbet

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>Shiro wants everyone to think hes a woman that cosplays.
Who doesn't?
You said Phaedo was your favourite, right?
Can you describe what in particular it is about them that you enjoy so much?
And also, did you read them as English or Swedish?

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Rembered!

Rembered

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I do currently have a cirno, and I am taking great care of her.
rembered!

Cool!
What's on it?

What i do?
;_;

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rember

I'm just gonna remember the happy day if it's all the same to you
and even if it isn't, actually

......

You're absolutely useless as usual.

Rembered!

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You sound like Shiro Poster.

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Didn't even read most of this thread lole

English, I enjoy them in the way that they are dialogues for one, I also like the "sarcastic" side of socrates - which is more visible in the other ones, try Euthyphro! ^-^

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>What's on it?
pic related.
ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᶦᵗ ᵃᵖᵖᵃʳᵉᶰᵗᶫʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵈᶦᵍᶦᵗᵃᶫ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶰᵈᶦᶜᵉˢ ᶰᵉʷ ᵉᵖ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵗᶦᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢʰᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵒᵒᶫ

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I don't think i am...

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Rembered~

Rembered

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Lazy asshole

Shiro is a cuck

what if she melts

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Well, you are, you have to be one of the most useless people here outside of a couple of other posters.

oh, the dialogues and the monologues, I see.
I guess that does make a bit of sense.
It's still not a very clear answer, but maybe it's a hard thing to explain, or it's just you not liking to answer questions. Okay, it's fine. Give me a bit to read this next one, though. They're tiring to receive, and I need to be in the right mood for them.