Tfw no french gf

I'm whiter than you, Pierre

Not really, but for the sake of not getting into an argument with the other /poltards/.
Yes it is, it's hell please get me out of here I'm a little cuckboy that instead of defending his country wants to flee it because of the monkeys running amock.

Calm down Pascal or we'll fuck you up like we always did. Show some respect to based Polacks.

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Oh you mean you'll fuck us like in 1066? Or maybe like in 1453 when you got pegged by a 16 year old virgin peasant woman.
As for the "based Polacks". I'll start saying that they are based when they start paying their taxes to the EU, because all they do is leech off of our money and complain that we're demanding they do something for said money.

ww2 lmaooo

It's called cucking. Get used to it.

(Normans weren't French you snailboy)
Agincourt.
Pretty much every war between France and Britain in 1500's and onwards was won by Britain. So nice try kid.
EU literally robbing Poland and other eastern EU members. They pay more than they receive you fat frenchie.
Cheers to proud Polacks, fuck you surrender monkey.

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France was part of the allies but ok
And when families of 9 immigrants leech off of welfare money it's a disgrace? Stop being hypocrites and do your part.
Who said I'm not norman?
As for your retarded idea that Poland is giving more than it's getting. I would ask you to check again. Because Poland is one of those countries that receive massive amounts of cash from the EU to develop their borderline shanty-towns they call villages. Instead the money gets thrown into the Eastern European corruption pits and no one benefits from it aside from the fat pigs they call "based presidents". Image related just for you, tea-gurgling bean boy.

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yeah but it got destroyed just as much as poland

Yes, but in exchange for that money we are losing our scientists, educated youngsters and ordinar labour you frog eater. Most of eu buck are going back to you because we don't even use all of them, so shut the fuck up you filthy leftist. Also
>France was part of the allies but ok
You got stomped faster than us and with better army overall and modern equipment, while we had no army and no equipment at all.

>WE WUZ NAPOLEON AN SHIET

Because you're French. Normans were Germanic settlers who were invited by the French king.
Yeah, they receive a lot of cash to develop shanty towns but they also pay ludicrous amounts of cash out of their budget to maintain the retarded EU bureaucracy shitfest. They also pay these membership fees, there're trade regulations stalling their economic growth, etc.
Net contribution doesn't give you the full picture frogshagger.

Not my fault that instead of developing the economy and infrastructure to make sure everyone gets a reliable job, people with an education or no permanent job will emigrate to places with said infrastructure. And sadly for you I am not a leftist at all. I oppose all forms of immigration because your "educated youngsters" and "scientists" and "ordinar labour" are stealing jobs from French people as much as sand people and negros.
History isn't you best I think. Normans were Norwegian vikings who sailed up the Seine to sack Paris. The king of France instead offered to give them Normandy so they would fuck off and leave.
As before, citation is needed for the "ludicrous amounts of cash" and "membership fees".
And the trade regulation in the EU are generally there to stop the import of outside produce into the EU and facilitate the flow of merchandise between EU members. If anything it should be helping their economy. Maybe the Poles are just lazy cunts who love to leech money from richer people?

Bullshit, average french person is a communist, or socialist at last, since revolution.

inb4 thread moved to pol

>Germanic is Scandinavians, Germans, Dutch, Anglos, etc. very basic knowledge.
They were viking raiders, not specifically Norwegian. Frenchies again thinking they're superior at something they aren't.
Nope. From what I know Polish farming equipment is higher quality than German and French, so the EU passes some retarded regulations to make sale of these products in rest of the EU harder. That's what I read some time ago. Remember that EU recognises snails as fish so you frenchies have an easier time. They can do the same so non-Franco-German products don't have any competitors.

tfw no french gf

fuck forgot image lol

>communist, or socialist at last
ok retard. And I'll guess all Poles are god-fearing christians who go to church every day and always save their first time for marriage.
>Omits the fact that Franks are also Germanic
The EU put regulations on Polish food stuff because their laws for the keeping of livestock are different from France or Germany. It basically allows them to keep more animals on less ground, increasing yield. So to help compete the EU passed a retarded trade regulation (that I do not agree with for obvious reasons) that basically restricts their ability to trade meat or animal produce.
So of course instead the Poles sell live animals to slaughterhouses.

Franks are extinct. French are a mix of Franks and Celts.
Agreed that EU trade regulations are retarded.

calm down france. Jow Forums is a nice board.
We all know that every european country has too many brown people. Paris was awful on my 2nd visit 2 years ago but lots of rural france is nice.

Youre silly for conflating Anglo-Saxons with the English.
We've all won lots of wars against one another.
The French Revolution was a bad thing.
The EU is gay.
America is our real enemy not each other any more.
Surely, we can all agree on these basic premises?

why cant we all be friends

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Celts are the ones extinct in France. They were assimilated by romans and created the Gallo-romans. who are mostly present in the south, hence their resemblance to the Italians. Franks are the majority in the north.
If Paris was awful it's because you went to the highly touristic parts. Alot of pretty places in Paris when you know where to look. As for the French revolution, fuck you. Vive La République.

>Vive La République.
As I said before :^)

>If Paris was awful it's because you went to the highly touristic parts.
I wandered around a huge amount of the city. You can divide it into 3 parts. The tourist part, the ghetto and the bit where rich people live and you notice immediately when youre transitioning from one part to another.
As I said, Ive gone before and it was a lot nicer 11 years ago than it was 2 and I imagine it was even nicer 9 years before that.
> Alot of pretty places in Paris when you know where to look
Yeah but you cant exactly just ignore the centre of the city as though it isnt there. London has nice parts but that doesnt change the fact that its a shadow of what it was. Paris is hardly the beacon it once was.
>As for the French revolution, fuck you. Vive La République.
Your shitty revolution spawned most of the problems were living in now. Napoleon was alright but he also became a frigging emperor so so much for vive la republique. Its just a damn shame that the whole affair didnt start with that in mind.

How is that communist or socialist?

The French revolution is quoted for being the birth of nationalistic sentiment in Europe. And if you say that it is the reason shit is fucked then why not just look to what caused the French revolution and call it the reason why everything is fucked.

>liberté, égalité, fraternité
>how is that socialist?
More a fan of travail, famille, patrie desu

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>The French revolution is quoted for being the birth of nationalistic sentiment in Europe.
There's some legitimacy in that idea but I think that the notion that there wasnt an "Englishness" or "Frenchness" before that is absurd. The old medieval notion of being a christian principally was certainly overhauled by then with the breakdown of the church.
Really, you could make arguements for any number of events as the birth of nationalist sentiment. The Eighty Years War is a prime example.
>why not just look to what caused the French revolution and call it the reason why everything is fucked.
Because by this logic you can say that the first amoeba caused the French Revolution. Im not just referring to ideas. The Napoleonic Wars indebted the British to such a degree that they still havent paid it off and similar things happened elsewhere in Europe.
Your nation's big sperg out caused huge turmoil and lets not forget the various other revolutions which came off its coattails. People like to point to the communist death toll but liberalism has millions buried as well.

The image you posted is an anti-communist piece of propaganda. And Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité includes French people. Not the entire fucking third world and their babies. Those can fuck off to their own countries and be equal to each other in their own mediocrity.
You make good points but the idea of the first amoeba is going too far. The XVIIIth century was after all, a century of massive political changes around the world. As for the big sperg out, you can't really only blame us as the British, Prussians and Spanish went to war with the just-born French Constitutional Kingdom and got their ass handed to them. Causing even more turmoil in the shitshow that was Europe at the end of the XVIIIth century

I feel like he thinks he knows France better than we do, we are some dumb frog eaters after all

Which one? I like this british user, he doesn't just attack without anything to back up his claims.
As for the Polish retard, well he's what you'd expect from a country most famous for alcohol and cheap labor.

>The image you posted is an anti-communist piece of propaganda.
I know. However, its clearly alluding to the notion that democracy and liberalism leads to communism.
>Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité includes French people. Not the entire fucking third world and their babies. Those can fuck off to their own countries and be equal to each other in their own mediocrity.
Yeah, but you have to see where im coming from. Pretty much every document ever written detailing the rights of man didnt consider 10% of the population being functionally retarded niggers.
That little synopsis of 3 ideas holds the kernel of all the "liberalism" we see today. Anti-egalitarianism is akin to heresy today and any nation which dares violate liberté or egalité is made a pariah only to then be invaded.
(It is worth nothing that fraternité is entirely absent from modernity and would solve many of these problems)
>You make good points but the idea of the first amoeba is going too far.
Its hyperbole for emphasis. The point is that you can always point to a prior event as necessarily causing something by some argument.
>you can't really only blame us as the British, Prussians and Spanish went to war with the just-born French Constitutional Kingdom
Expecting the powers of the time to not go to war with what was perceived as an anti-religious, anti-monarchical and anti-traditional major nation. If the French Republic had been allowed to persist then you would've seen the springtime of nations 40 years earlier and twice as intense with support from the French.
>got their ass handed to them.
I mean, they did also ultimately win. I can see what you mean but you can say the allies got their asses handed to them by the Axis with equal validity.

Frankly, I view people who idealise the First Republic as being almost like those Russians who idealise the USSR simply because it was 'powerful' and whatnot never mind its catastrophic impact.

Yeah i was talking about teafag, i don't care about alcoholics

>dumb frog eaters after all
I dont really get all the fuss about frogs desu
That bird thing you do I cant get behind though. You know where you eat a bird whole. Yeah, its weird and bony.

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>mfw i unironically found furryporn appealing today

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frogs are meh. But the bird is really fucking good. And snails are also really fucking good.

based

Hey, I'm Ital/Germ mix too!

why is she purple? does she have some kind of disease?

Its L O R E