I tried going to the gym yesterday to do squats and donkey kicks to make my butt bigger but as soon as I entered the locker room the smell of buff, sweaty men made me so horny I had to just sit down. I remember having a hard time thinking straight. It felt like I was drunk on male pheromones and my body started acting on its own. I started breathing heavy and my chest felt really tingly all of a sudden. The only thing on my mind was burying my face deep in a bigger man's crotch and breathing in deeply his strong crotch musk from his scritchy pubes. Luckily I managed to get up and walk out of there before I started touching myself... Hope nobody saw how stiff I was...
Does anybody else have this problem when going to the gym? Should I just train at home instead? Any other tips for a bigger butt?
I tried going to the gym yesterday to do squats and donkey kicks to make my butt bigger but as soon as I entered the...
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No musk board, norgay
that's gay lad
good bait thread, fag
now you'll have over 100 replies guaranteed
You need an American to put his semen directly in your butt. Our sperm cells are both fat and fast, like a Mcdonalds, and while they swim around trying to impregnate your boypussy, they'll burn fat and that fat will stay in your butt and give you a cute booty over time.
Norgay, you stupid faggot
stop telling your queer friends I'm quebecois
Get back to squats bongboy
w-wow, is this true??
I swear I wasn't trying to do anything lewd, I just wanted to go to the gym...
um please be nice pretty please
what's wrong with squats?
it definitely sounded lewd though
>w-wow, is this true??
Yes, as long as the butte isn't too loose. If you post yours I can tell you if the Americum will work for you. I am a butt doctor.
o-oh, I'm sorry...
do you have any customer reviews? I really need a bigger butt...
not even gay people think like this
this is just disgusting
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"Showing Dr. user a butt pic has really been the first step to changing my life. He's pretty based too"
"Dr. user tells it like it is. My butthole was too loose to retain quick-swimming American semen so I have to resort to doing it the old fashioned way"
"Dr. user knows his stuff when it comes to boys' assholes."
"Fair prices for a great service."
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w-wow, those are some good reviews
OK I will grab a butt pic when I go to the gym today
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i fucking hate norfags
How do we ban gayposters?
I love musk user because he always makes me laugh