ITT: Jow Forums is having a slumber party
ITT: Jow Forums is having a slumber party
someone ate all the creamcakes
>invades the largest bed
This be mine!
I can’t sleep at others peoples places
I go home because I know it's gonna be gay
redpilled
>Hides all the markers
>Instantly falls asleep
>laces the gey lube with cyanide
',:^)
yeah, this shit is gay af so i'm not even participating on this, see ya losers
I'm not falling asleep while any of you guys are still awake
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You're asking for the hand in a warm bowl of water trick, then?
where the fuck is the vodka
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GODDAMN VODKA
>takes sleep and the hand for new on the bed and have a night
OH NO
>slumber party
>SLUMBER PARTY
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
WHERE IS THE SCOTCH YOU FUCKING PANSIES
Don't worry. I'll watch you sleep and make sure nobody does anything to you. Watch you very closely and intently.
Guess I’m not sleeping naked tonight
Fuck this I'm going to the pub
NO
NObody leaves Slumber PArty
I’m going to the fridge, you guys want anything?
No I'm leaving, I'm getting a kebab on my way back, does anyone want anything?
We have some kebabs in the fridge (for some reason, I don’t know why, stop asking silly questions) just have one of them.
>*enters through the window and sneaks into Sw*den's sleeping bag*
>*starts huffing and sniffing on Sw*den's stuffy, sweaty pubes*
Aaahh...
*Wake up and see the Norgay sniffibg the Sw*den crotche*
>tfw Im the closest thing to a swede in here so far
Think Im going to sleep in my car, just to be safe
a what?
*sleeps*
this couch is mine
*does an ear shattering BRAAAPPPP*
You are making too much noise, I can't sleep.
Me on the right
I'm sleeping in the closet and you can't stop me.
please be a little quieter
I can't sleep
Me and Finland(me on the right)
come out of the closet bumstead
No it's comfy in here.
you can't stay in the closet forever
you have to come out one day
Heh, that's what they want you to believe.
*reveals secret trap door with tunnels to rest of the house*
In the dead of night, I wake up a few posters I like then take the house keys and lock the doors with everyone I like outside we then burn the house down and kill all of the homosexuals
>eternal anglo lusts for blood yet again
Based Anglo poster
I'm on the outside..
right, user?
Yes
get the fuck out of my house now
>bum
that cardboard box is not your house
thanks user
who's on the inside though?
>BUM
>BUM
Brother?!
*wakes up*
Yay time for doughnuts!!!
FUCK
i miss my mom
It's okay brother. there there.
sorry friend
I didn't mean to be rude
Who do you think is the most likely to wet the bed from bant?
you
One of the kiwis would probably do it on purpose because they are sick in the head
anzu poster