I want to be a 30 year old boomer

you don't want to be a boomer
they ignore reality so they can always have a good time

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lol zoomer detected.

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I boomed out long ago. 36 year old boomer living great, stay weak bitches ill be pounding your girls cervixs all night long
All night
I even wear the glasses. Damn im fucking superior to you s.0.y.bois

Reminder that boomer memes are shareblue attempting to engineer Jow Forums culture to appeal to their own ends.

Do not engage
Do not respond
Filter and ignore

Okay, I'll move to Nevada. Do I have to start a pawn shop too?

>Cia nigger meme

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That's what I want though.

>Boots up N64 Emulator

Ah, time for some classics.

*snap*

>emulator

what are you talking about? thats some millenial thing?

I play n64 on a console a bought used, only because i sold mine like 10 year before that

boomers are double digit iq rural and suburban retards that voted for drumpf

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>How do I boom out?
Ya gotta buy a home with a low interest loan.
*cracks one open*
Hope you've been building your credit rating kid.
Markets damn good right now.
*sips*

Do 30 year old boomers really drink Monster?

what are you a fucking faggot retard?! Even my grandma drinks monster, everybody is chugging them down because THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME

buy monster

30 year old boomers don't exist

just give yourself a firm handshake and look yourself in the eye OP

>buying a can that literally says "666" on it in hebrew
you are a special sort of stupid aren't you?

>(38 Special plays in the background)
youtu.be/zg21Rkew874

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im a 30 year old boomer and ive never tried monster. should i suicide

I literally don’t know anyone who doesn’t mow the lawn shirtless early in the morning. Personally I do it with an ice cold /sip/, others may not
>t. 25yo boomer

Get some money and do what you want.

me, well I de-weed my garden actually

Holy fuck that’s a good price
Where is this? Costco? Might be worth the membership as much as I /sip/

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Here I got you covered

amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Zero-Ultra-Ounce/dp/B00ADYXY7E

get a lawn and a property and be successful in the framework of this dying normie culture

Why don't boomers drink black monster?

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That's them dogwhistling. By posting that ancient Aramaic Monster demonstrates their knowledge of the JQ, whilst the white can reinforces the fact that it's a beverage for the working white man. It's the most redpilled drink.

cheers bud

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>ABSOLUTELY

I think there must be something in that monster that rots your brain.

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It's inverse psychology bants bro. Drink black coffee, all the energy without all that extra nonsense they put into energy drinks. Red Bull is just another variety of the poison.

Queer Kids Stuff...all of you.

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I'm 31 year old and I drink monster, however not the white one, but the one with blue letters and black background (absolutely zero).

I'm not shareblue. Feel better, user.

it feels weird that monster is paying for viral marketing memes

Trust in your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

i actually tried the white monster for the first time because of the boomer meme. it's pretty good

It's funny because I'm 27 and I drink Monsters every other day.

But I don't have a yard or any of that shit.

Same.

I'm so pathetic.

Use it for exercise, not fortnite

Im only six. What gen am i. I need to no so i can be cool kid at sxhool. Mom seys i hav to go to summer school cuz i eat tide pods.

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replace monster with rtd bourbons and youve got me. the 37yo xoomer. tragic as fuck acting like its the late 90s still

I bet you're the kind of person that drinks honeycomb codys. Now that's a rural retards drink

Half of Jow Forums shits on boomers but look at this guy, he lives /comfy/ as fuck. I bought a Monster Zero the other day at work (Home Depot) and it was like sipping a fine wine.

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Only a degenerate is asleep at 10am. No pity or mercy.

>he doesn't want to be 70 yo millennial

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not true

t. 29 3/4 boomer

>thats some millenial thing?
How old are you? If you were born between 1982 and 1996, you're considered a Millennial.

booze > redbull >>>>>>>>> monster
You plebs!

>he still drinks from a can
i got a nice pint glass chilled in the freezer just for my after work /sip/ i watch some flat earth and Q videos on youtube and relax until bed time

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>doesn't drink it from the can like an idiot
>flat earth
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CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

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Who doesn't want to be this man? Look at him, he realised his dreams. And now he is letting everyone know through the song of lawn mowers

THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE GONE

>Bizonacci
>Murdoch/Murdoch
>Rick Steubens
>All these amazing Wojack channels
The future is looking all white.
*sips*

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How did this gay ass forced shit meme ever pick up momentum?
Maybe you're just retards who adopt whatever is suggested heavily enough.

>Refusing the boomer pill
Are you sure you want to miss this call?

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What the fuck. That last video was probably the most inspiring thing I've ever seen. That incredible old man said more in that 12 minute video than people have written anthologies on.

Thanks for sharing user. I appreciate it.

Some of us don't have a shit sense of humor, m8.

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Apparently you do, posting this shit.

stay mad, faggot

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just got my firestick working
any bros want to come over and watch some youtube?

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Shareblue rejected my application :(

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>31 year old boomer
>go to the gas station
>see a CASE of white sugar free Monster
>decide to buy one because of memes
>20 year old zoomer clerk gives me that look

He knew.

So you're just being engineered by them.

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Pull yourself up by the bootstraps

This is going to be you one day

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The boomer spectrum:

God tier flavors (only zero is allowed):

>White
>Purple

Ok tier:

>Red
>Blue

Malted Battery Acid Tier:
>Orange

Carbonated Motor Oil Tier:
>Black

Yes, I am a monstrous gourmand.

Everyone is engineered by something. Haven't you read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? Kids these days...they don't even have an edgy phase. They're either complete cucks or Gen Zyklon right off the bat, with no inbetween.

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Please leave your negative millennial energy at the door

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This.
Shareblue forced this meme hard until Jow Forums started to pick it up. The same thing happened with the Shrek meme. Unfunny forced cancer.

Monster tastes like shit cunt

True. My 30 year old son is still in tears over this meme. It has to stop NOW. Shareblue did this.

Don't forget gang weed.

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There's very few memes that aren't forced
You can tell natural from unnatural
Natural memes die fast like they do in real life but forced memes like wojak pepe and shrek usually last a longer time

That will be him some day very soon. The purchasing of the case sparked intrigue in him. The seed is planted... and may sprout even tomorrow.

Get your shit together, and be content with what you have.

t,30y/o boomer

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YEP

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This. It's self centered and allows the evils of this world to continue. (((They))) want us to be passive and materialistic.

That reminds me that the mutt meme has really died.

The boomer one isnt even insulting its just cute.

I missed the origin story of boomer meme. Quick rundown?

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It's almost like there isn't some kind of a grand conspiracy and people just made fun of mixed race people, and it's almost like people are now making fun of old people for a while
Really made me think.

>ignore reality so they can always have a good time
but that's literally the goal of life

This boomer meme seems more energetic and happy spirited. The mutt one was just funny because my fellow mutts got trolled easily by it.