It's my birthday

Happy birthday. What you get for your bday?

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happy birthday mr. president

A while ago my parents gave me a 23&Me kit so I took it and they withheld the results until now. The ethnicities were cool but I was more interested in the diseases and traits portion. I looked there and in the beginning they guess a whole bunch of things about you like "you probably have blue eyes", "you probably have a heart condition", etc. Mine said "there is a high probability that you have autism". I told my parents about it and they admitted that they got me tested as a kid but never told me.

Tl;Dr I got autism for my birthday.

;-; im sorry to hear. That's a terrible gift.
Take this birthday boy, I can add in a hug and maybe more if you want.

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I don't care about the hug, come here and fuck my ass

happy birthday
hope it’s your last

uh what?

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Mr. Bumstead, seed my bum with your bumseed

Shit, I didn't have your birthday in my calendar, happy birthday man

whoa there. That's a little lewd. Have to take it slow, first cuddles.

Followed by the roughest and bloodiest anal fucking of your life

uh...

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Happy birthday Donald Trump!

Thank you Kyriakos

ah we muissed it it is actually june 14th for TRUMP. Guys get this, next birthday for trump lets make a BIG BLIMP THAT says DRUMP HAS TINY HANDS AND IS A COMPLET BABY LMAO

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