Does Jow Forumser live by the ocean?

no

m8 do you realise how fucking tony NZ is?
everywhere in the country is within pissing distance of the ocean

Wut, we’re larger than the uk, not Hawaii size
There are some places not by the ocean

everywhere is within driving distance though
its not like theres large portions of the population who will never see the ocean in their life like in america

Uhh okay, when I talk about ‘by the ocean’ I mean near enough to see it

I live near the Gulf of Finland

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i live near the gulf of ur mum lol

I can't see it because highrises in the way

Kinda I live close to the gulf of mexico.

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Must suck living in the city desu

as in a 20 minute drive away? then sure

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nah
its perpendicular to the city
very suburby but you get all the perks
goldcoast isn't a typical city

Thank god not anymore. Humidity is the fucking worst

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landlocked country

I live in the middle of Copenhagen so no.

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i really really want to.

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yes, i live on the shittiest island in the world

Can’t akways get what you want

If you had int extra flags on than it would be pretty fucking easy to see I dont live by the ocean.

sunshine coast is doable just want to go to osaka for a while

Denmark, do you know how many private bookstores there are in copenhagen?

yeah
i used to go out and have a swim in the early morning until i realized that's a really fucking stupid idea and stopped

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Of course I live by the ocean, do you take me for a pleb?

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>austria
>near the ocean
ok

Are you implying I'm a liar?!

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yes

I wish

Maybe I'm stretching the truth a little bit, but calling me a liar like that is rude as heck user.

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Yeah, it's the only nice part of living in Florida

suck it, austria

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dumb lying austrian faggot

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And because you live in your mom's basement.

No I won't, that would be gay. Suck it yourself. I bet you like dick user.
This thread was about people living by the ocean, like me. Not for gay faggots like you.

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it was figurative speech

No proxy users allowed

Don't team up on others. Silly Anglos.
I am enjoying my ocean breeze right now. The ocean is so great! I bet you guys are just jelly.

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>american
>anglo
im a mutt lad

yeah i'm sure you are, you lying austrian

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Stop it Australia, being this mean this early in the morning.
Just wait till trump builds that wall and gets rid of you.

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i may be a mutt but im not mexican

Same desu.
Maybe you can move to the ocean in mexico.
But you probably have to deal drugs or something there.

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why would i move to mexico if im not mexican
austria i thought i was supposed to be the one bullying you...

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>Gay Nazi

All brown people look the same. Mutts are brown, just wait untill you'r deported user.
You started the meanwars by calling me a liar!
I'm sorry that I made you cry though, you made me too upset. Just take back the liar and we can be friends.

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>apologizing for one's misfortune
great shitpost Australia

>mutts are brown
im not brown but im a mix of a bunch of ethnicities, so am i excluded?
and im not taking back the liar

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And I thought Australia is the king of the bants.
That was weak australia, and you are bad at geography. The great austrian ocean is known everywhere.

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weak effort, bruce

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No, you are probably brown enough. Sorry dear.
Maybe they let you work in the coal mines? You gotta play your cards right.
>and im not taking back the liar
then I don't wanna be your friend.

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i-ive been told im rather pale...

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Nah, I prefer the mountains. I do like feeling healthy when I visit the beach, though. Something about the spray.

cmon Damo, I had high hopes for you
are you not Australia

Its gonna be alright. There are billions of people like you, you will be much happier with your people in Mexico, trust me.
You will finally be less of a failure.

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im serious im only european, just a european mutt... im not brown!

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Close. I never had high hopes for me though.

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Sure dude, who are you trying to convice now?
Save your lies for the ICE Agents.

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IM NOT BROWN!

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prove this...

how?

Ah well.
Shit happens, me mate managed to somehow cook his missus' Ute seats lighting a durry after hitting a fuckin roo

photo

I live by the sea

pale

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nice skin