Be America

GOD BLES AMERICA

OK? YOU THINK THE "BIG OK" IS OK?
>Be a SHIT TIER OKIE
>wake up in pig pen (house destroyed by tornado)
>No teeth to brush
>Take OK turnpike to welfare office
>Collect check, cash at liquor store
>Smoke meth
>Fantasize about being a real state like TX
>Disrupt serious internet discussions on oceanic husbandry enthusiast board.
S E C E D E you faggot, do us all a favor.

>be europoor
>never get shot because there's no guns
>my country will go to great lengths to ensure that I won't die by always helping me pay for my health care so that I can get back to work in order to earn enough money to keep the corrupt failing socialistic state that I live in afloat since I owe them 24,702€ just by being born in it
I'm literally immortal muritards, checkmate.
(no seriously send money and nudes please)

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you have to shoot yourself in order to join our gun-cult, before you can get nudes and money

>be murican
>get hit by drunk meixcan in a car
>get your limp body pick-pocketed by African

Maybe if you had a more identifiable flag we could get offended bedder

give OK some slack, at least they're not as bad as OH.

You make an excellent point there.
My supreme state of MI took Toledo from OH, and we gave it back in exchange for the UP.
(decent trade)

>be texin
>wake up
>fuck cow
>fuck hores
>get fucked by mexicans
>shit post on Jow Forums while wife gets fucked by chad OKIE

>be okie
>lose home to tornado
XDXDXDXDXD

>be american
>run an arc light bomber operation over finland
>drop millions of AR-15s to get rid of that annoying RK
>mags and ammo in abundance
>finns are like yeah
>has rifles
>looks at mags
>looks at ammo
>..aluminium
>..plastic
>but hey it's light
>thanks americans this is cool
>..it's not too accurate though
>..can't shoot through a mere leaf to hit a target
>..a mere leaf (canadians get worried)
>but it's fancy and light
>a ton of mags and ammo too
>don't do much with it though
>bullet is light
>bullet doesn't much hit the target either
>ok

>unironically shitting on the AR-15

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>sitting at home
>hungry for 3rd dinner, 9th_meal_of_the_day.exe
>ride my hoveround scooter down the street
>stop to ask cop for directions
>get shot in self-defense
>$75,000 ambulance ride
>625lb doctor dies of a heart attack trying to fit through the door to see me
>nurses cry tears of high fructose corn syrup

Oh say can you see....
youtube.com/watch?v=n6UoU_RKbaE

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>Be name fag
>Can't even faggot properly
>Neck self

I already shot myself in the foot by being born.
Can't the CIA fund us or something? We're a poor regime, need freedom, got oil and totally won't jihad you in the future.

Exactly, no one cares about us and that's why we're able to get away with everything. Thanks for taking the blame for slavery America.

>Be OKIE
> Crazy homeless redneck with burning hate for texines
>Get free shit for bing part red man

>Be okie
>Drink entire bottle of Listerine
>Chase with canned heat
>Go californee way

>be american
>shock and awe
>main tactic
>always the main tactic
>didn't work
>didn't work again
>"It didn't work!!!"
>"Why it didn't work???"
>"Why???"
>must...make...a...movie

Don't worry. You are safe from all unirony there is in the World.

>unironically thinking the AR-15 is anything more than a basic gun-show gun
are you 'tarded?

No I'm just willing to defend the weapon of choice for most servicemen in the US because it's my preferred weapons platform.
Unless you wanna bring up the FAL you can't convince me the AR is inferior to the AK.