So Jow Forums what are your fetishes? Mine are monster girls, SS, lolis, milfs, fendom, xray, dark skin, and vanilla

So Jow Forums what are your fetishes? Mine are monster girls, SS, lolis, milfs, fendom, xray, dark skin, and vanilla.

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D*gfucker

calling people with fetishes dumb

Eskimo kisses, hand holding and consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation

You sick mother fucker

Why do i have a monster girl fetish?

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Monster girls are not real dogs you cat loving cunt

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mouth rape
loli
milfs
very light furry (thanks Jow Forums)
footjob
I remember seeing a pornhub video where a woman put the man's dick between her legs and started playing with it. What's the name of this fetish btw?
Those are my main fetishes

Because you are man of cultura

Not bad

Fucking degenerate

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based

>SS

you fap to nazi officers?

Futa auto fellatio and nipple penetration.

What is wrong with you? How can you even utter such vulgar shite?

Mine is marital sex for the sole reason of procreation

Sick fuck

Well that's something

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>nipple penetration
what the fuck

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pretty much all of them

Forbidden hentai fetish. I'm currently working on a way to make it a reality using the dilation and gauging principles we already know about.
The hardest part will be making the initial "piercing" into the nipple. After that you just gauge up slowly like people do with their ears. After you get to the size of a cock dilation will be necessary daily.
That's all assuming we don't have to make a surgical incision to deepen the artificial chasm inside the breast.

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hong kong set himself to auto roast

ABLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO I MASTURBATES TO TEH PORNS!!!

Again, what the fuck

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Get on my level fuck boi. Vanilla fetishes are shit. Sexually liberate yourself.

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Ok

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gross

the best

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You really and much more and a purvurt then they now but I love you that way

Ok

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Yandere rape is my fetish to be honest.

ikr

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Go away trany

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I heard something about yandere rape?
OwO

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space nigger

Snow gook

Nah I just kidding I like fit girls!
3D

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You heard right.

SPACE NIGGER

My fetishes are pissing, inflation, and BDSM in general

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That's a Walther P99 on her back.
It's a shame she would pair that with her AR instead of the colt m1911...

SNOW GOOK

fucking space nigger

Well 1911's are heavy

Fucking snow gook

scat desu

also pregnancy, shotas, lolits, /ss/, futas, buncha other shit

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>Scat
Please die

space niglet

>scat
>/ss/
>pregnancy
The world is fucked

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He brings balance to the echo system by eating shit off the world

Snow gooklet

space nigher im drunk this is a cry fir help

Sorry i don't know how to help you

A weapon being heavy is a good thing. Means there's more meat to take recoil.
As an operator I choose the 1911 because it was the last firearm designed for killing instead of adhering to a NATO standard.
Light weapons can't hit shit and are exhausting to shoot when you get into .45ACP which causes less rounds to hit their mark.
Don't try to defend light little bitch guns.
I could make that fantasy a reality but you might not like it.

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fugggggggggggg

Keep drinking until you pass-out

youre a stupis bulldog fuck cunt

Try me, I'll love it for sure.

>As an operator

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No do it tho and go to bed

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Talk some more shit cowboy.

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fuck u its your bedtime

She cute.

Any one can buy a patch

>Stolen valor
Nope it's not, nerd!
Drink water and go to bed.

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Doing that form him would be gay....but you been so good one time with one boy won't hurt.

Very cute

dont tell me what do or belt

That not a path and you can't bye that

You can't do shit, bro!

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What is it than

That's not a patch you mong that's a pin.
Because nobody here has served. I thought of all people you knew already.
Got this bad boy from an EOD zoomy halfway through my tour.

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FUCKING MEET ME AT OLIVE GARDEN

Call it what ever you want it don't make you a badass

I'll fuck up your bread sticks, bro!
You don't want that do happen, Right?
K

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>goes to Shakelburg Public Park
>gets beat up by Gibbus "Fat Jacket" McCeciltine

You're right. Patrolling empty desert and looking at things through binoculars isn't very badass.
All the same the 1911 is still superior to the p99 and only pussy bois with weak little arms use light weapons.

Ok

Boooooooooo you suck

You kiss dudes on the mouth with tongue. Fucking gross gaybo.

Something something top of my class at westpoint

I'm a true hero, army coward!
Air force>Marine corps>Navy>National Guard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cross walk guard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Army

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fu king stop

Go to bed

deal with it

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what are you dad

Nah I never went to west point, I wasn't top of my class, I barely made the cut and your pasta is stale.
>army
Wrong branch.
>air force>marines
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MY FUCKING SIDES!

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OORAH

Yes I am
You smell like poo
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No one insults my pasta NO ONE

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peter post

Close your eyes and count to 20

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i didwhat now

mind if i take your picture?

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Go lie down and close your eyes and count to 50

i did what the fuck

go to bed

fuck u dad