Why don't Americans drink tea?

We drank too much tea at this one party in Boston a while back, don't care much for it anymore

Tea is for pooftahs

no drink milk this year
sheeple the older, mothers and gfs
same about tea

no no no no
or you one of'em

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thx doc

the english colonies drink tea even today, marvellous

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Report from post-soviet country:
We were not english colonie but we are drinking coffee and tea always and everywhere )

Earl grey is shit, Prince of Wales is where it's at.

All the tea that I've ever tried just tasted absolutely disgusting. What's the best kind of tea to the rest of you? I'll give tea another chance if any of you could advise me here.

more like earl gay!

>be british
>start multiple wars over fucking tea
>refine opium and almost destroy the most populous country in the world by shilling it and killing anyone who tries to stop you from dealing it in their country
>leave country in shambles
>prime country for one of the most oppressive, infrastructurally and culturally destructive communist regimes in all of history
>nearly bowl over their neighboring country over tea, only avoid another massive bloody war because they're literally too enlightened to even deal with your primitive shit and just wait for you to go away
>tax colonies to death especially on your blood tea
>do nothing of value for colonies because too busy fighting France and oppressing various natives around the world to try to make more colonies
>colony gets sick of your shit
>go autistic ballistic and try to destroy the traitors
>get btfo by random ragamuffins with discount cannons and bootleg guns, and destroyed at sea by the French
>start shit with Germany over colony autism
>fuck around until your former colony invents enough stuff to end the war for you along with help from, wait for it, the fucking USSR
>"but look how many of our doods died in trenches in France which we only even defended after it already fell to try to keep the zerg rush away from our front door"'
>claim eternal status as benevolent warrior-martyrs savior of Jews and all of earth
>release last few colonies that actually listen to you long after you've ceased being relevant or powerful enough to actually manage them
>hmmm I can't seem to be relevant anymore, better try like, revolutionary socialism but an autistic british version?
>omg look at the US being so violent no blood for oil how dare they not let goatfuckers execute their own kids while bombing US shit freely
>and why don't these savages drink more tea?
This is the motherland you emulate, Canada.

I drink hot tea all the time. I prefer it over coffee and most of my friends do to. You fell for a meme Canada.

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Because I'm not a hipster faggot who thinks garbage drinks like coffee and tea taste good.
They both taste like a hot cup of shit.

Twinings Prince of Wales, a bit milk,a bit sugar.

Ive never had a proper tea. Does it taste like juice or ??

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Twinings cherry is delicious, and the overall quality of twinings is a lot better than lipton.

no, are you serious?
It tastes like leaves and spices because that's what it's made out of.
If you want it sweet, get a pre-mixed kiddy teabag with sugar or honey added or stir in cream and sugar yourself

> Using ancient technology instead of modern microwaves for anything
haha dumb yuropoor

based

Gee i didnt mean to get you all riled up mr. teaman

>bitch about the evil US killing the earth burning fossil fuels
>bitch when the evil US figure out that they can boil water much faster and more efficiently using a grid-powered device rather than waste gas doing the same thing in a slower way
>wtf that boiled water is disgusting and dissimilar to my good-old-fashioned kettle-boiled water, these two things are surely different
I don't even like tea, it's just, how could you not know that by intuition? Did you think it was like some sort of divine beverage milked from goddesses? Do you not have dried leaves in New Muslimsville?

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I get it. Calm your tits. Youre taking this way too seriously.

No ones reading your greentext. Notice how im the only one replying?

ignore him, he's clearly delusional
you need to be drinking tea, user. It boosts your immune system, increases your iq and may even help prevent or cure cancer

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quit raging kid

>Be Leaf
>Buy milk in a bag
Disgusting

The Thai tranny

S-sure karen

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sweetened ice tea is great
normal hot tea is inferior to black coffee in every possible way and you're a pseud if you drink it

why do you think brits are so based?
it's because of all the tea

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question, are you from the South? I hear sweet tea is uge there. I personally hate sweetened iced tea, too sugary and it might as well be juice.

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yes. it tastes nothing like juice. your taste buds are either retarded or you've burned most of them off.

it doesnt taste like juice i didnt mean that. I meant you fatsos overload everything with fucking sugar or butter down there and it is TOO sweet.

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that's why diners have separate machines for unsweet and sweet iced tea