What countries do you think you could beat in a fight Jow Forums

Yes the first one

bet

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uuuh probably none of them then lol

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Very correct

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Australia.

first one obviously

wimp Vatican city only has 451 people and their all nerds

>that pic
oh god I remember that shit from the Wiggles, it used to give me nightmares

Rip akari user add it to the list of epic fails

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Dude they could all just pile on top of me or something, plus I don't know if I get to use a weapon or anything
lol rip me

here
I'll slap you lightly across the face and you will faint from such gratuitous violence.

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>gif
nice try

That’s assault tho

is that jack black

THEY ARE LITERALLY PACIFISTS

Read this
comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
You don't know the meaning of assault like I do, kiwi.
I'll mess you up!
Maybe
comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

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youtube.com/watch?v=tVV4h38wnMI
AAAAAAAAAAAA OH LORD OH AAAAAAAA WHY AAAAA

You can use a baseball bat

>You get baseball bat
Undelete

Every single country except Philipines, Canada, and nordcucks.

are you retarded

I mean if I just went to their country and start hitting people with a baseball bat I'm sure they'll find some way to stop me

Good grammar correction kiwi

Oi

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wait I screwed up that sentence too lol
started hitting people*

party
Why delete?

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It’s almost correct

I recognize it but I don't remember it rip

comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

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I don’t like typos

K

and there's other stuff I missed but they're just typing style mostly

I can beat a leaf

You’ve got fine grammer for an informal imageboard, I just don’t like it when I miss a word and it retards the sentence

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Whoaaaaaa, what a blast from the past. I thought there was a screamer or a gif attached to that but I guess not.

>"retards"

heh

Did I spook you?

Yeah I hate when that happens too cause I don't always read over my posts before I send them

Yeah it's definitely a spooker. I gulped a couple times.

Also on an unrelated note, fuck you for being a namefag. I can't remember if you suck or not but you kill the spirit of this website.

Mission accomplished
*Removes namefag*

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How does it feel to be tricked into having your identity stolen?

(I wasn't joking though)

none, because Russia is not a violent nigger shithole and we don't just randomly start fights with another countries

Cool, go a head it's just a name but I'm still myself.

that’s not the scenario it’s you vs a hypothetical personification of a country

i left my shitpost, what else do you expect me to do? follow your dumb rules? blow it out of your ass faggot

woah there calm down user

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NO YOU CALM DOWN

Get McNuked

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chill out mate and take some deep breaths

America wouldn't expect a kinghit from us.

t. Jow Forums weakling

The Imperium of Man. All I have to do is sneak in and cut off his life support, right?

Get back to flipping my burger.

France

Die you fucking an*Mefag

kick your autistic ass

BRING IT CHINA

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fite me

>What countries do you think you could beat in a fight Jow Forums
Noone lol

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