Do you ever wear shorts, user, or are you a never short'er?

Do you ever wear shorts, user, or are you a never short'er?

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only inside

never

im wearing jorts right now

no

I only wear shorts if they are jeans
Any other material makes my bulge hard to conceal

I feel too exposed in shorts, only wear them when I'm gonna go swimming

I hate shorts, I really dislike my leg hair and too lazy to shave (yes am dumb tranny)

All the time

fantastic!
jean shorts are the worst though, so heavy
unacceptable

I ony wear them at home

Jorts are amazing

I don't have any, only silky sorta nylon (I think) ones. Like the sort you'd have to wear back in PE at school

Shorts are for women and children

>In much of Europe and the Americas during the 19th and early 20th centuries, shorts were worn as outerwear only by young boys until they reached a certain height or maturity. When boys got older, typically around puberty, they would receive their first pair of long trousers. This produced the perception that shorts were only for young boys. Because of this, men would not wear shorts to avoid looking immature.
If you wear shorts you are literally a manchild

I haven't owned a pair of shorts for years

Yes.
And why do Americans not like shorts?

yeah

shorts+my coustom hoodie is all weather ultimate combo clothing. i also take fannypack for increased carrying capacity

of jorts

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huh

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In summer yes

Same