Daily reminder that even your waifu takes a relieving big fat steamy poop at the end of her stressful day

daily reminder that even your waifu takes a relieving big fat steamy poop at the end of her stressful day.

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i already jerked off give me a break desu

i havent took a shit in 2 weeks now

poland why

iduno i gues taking a shit is gay.

This is actually true. Every time you poop you are letting something go past your prostate which is gay as fuck

yeah but my stomach hurts a bit.
(i am not joking help im dying)

big think

take a laxative and then have some painkillers on standby for the aftermath

will do. thanks random stranger on the interwebs

no problem poland

that was not the intent of this thread

I'm sorry Poland. I think you'll have to embrace the gay for a time.

Doc here; if for some reason you can't get laxatives, chocolate and beer can work. Just not as well, but they can...

is there a way to poop and stay straight?

>beer
now we talkin

brb getting drunk

Don't forget the chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

But not enough beer to get drunk and wake up in Poland.

Oh wait, you're already there... Poor soul...

NO ANIME GIRLS DON'T POOP THEY ARE PERFECT

no my son. there is no way. I am sorry.

no they take poops

She relaxes herself at night in order to push out a big greasy one and then makes a calm sigh of relief as it slides out and plops into the bowl with a splash

DELETE THIS

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I honestly don't find the thought of my waifu pooping disgusting.

what the heck i though everyone pooped at morning

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what if i cut my guts open and take the poopoo out this way.

thats a last resort used if you're beyond saving

2d girls don't since they're too busy in the morning.

Instead they prepare a nice warm bath late at night to loosen themselves up. Then they step out, still dripping with warm water, to the toilet, where they finally have the chance to release their steamy package after holding it in all day

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its not healthy to hold it in >:(

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2d girls are pussies i could hold it in for 2 weeks

It's only for a day and she would feel much more relaxed and satisfied being able to leisurely poop at home on her own time rather than trying to quickly push it out and experience discomfort by going elsewhere.

It's the calming and relaxing environment and experience that matters

We unfortunatly know, Poland.
>only a day
come on mang

It's your own fault for responding to my shitpost thread

I'm sorry but there is no way. If that happens then you are letting something be inserted into you, in this sense a knife. That means you are getting penetrated.

oh no. what do. my tummie ouchies and i want to be 100% straight

Just poop user. Get it over with so you can ask for repentance. It's better to ask for forgiveness for your gay ways than to live in misery.

i will do it. but not now. i will need to travel from czech-poland to polish-russian boarder. its 12 hours drive. i already made it from south croatia to poland over night.

Good god man. Why are you going so long without pooping?!

i have no idea. poop just dont want to get out.

no pooposting allowed anymore. this thread is closed

greetings witcher

hi america master


7 hours left of ride. car broke so im in bus now.

fuck man that's rough

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just ate double mac royale with big fries and i still havent pooped. also my stomach doesnt hurt anymore for some reason. i am halfway to my home im in warsaw now

nice armpits post more cute armpits please