Give me ONE (1) reason why you don't have a Finnish gf/bf

Give me ONE (1) reason why you don't have a Finnish gf/bf
Here are some facts about Finns:
>tallest people in the world
>richest people in the world
>strongest people in the world
>bluest eyes in the world
>blondest hair in the world
>whitest people in the world
>highest IQ in the world
>best people in the world
>best flag in the world
>best trees in the world
>best lakes in the world
>best clouds in the world
>best air in the world
>biggest penis in the world
>tighest vaginas in the world

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>best history in the world
>best culture in the world
>best football players in the world
>best ice hockey players in the world
>best tennis players in the world
>best ping pong players in the world
>best ancestors in the world
>best russian killers in the world
>best swedish killers in the world
>best nigger killers in the world
>best BVLLS in the world
>best bests in the world
>best autists in the world
>best vodka drinkers in the world
>best at killing themselves

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Because I only want Lauren and nobody else.

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Because I'm a burgermutt

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>tfw no gf

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>>best vodka drinkers in the world

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Because every Finn I know is related to me.

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Finns are weird

>Give me ONE (1) reason why you don't have a Finnish gf/bf

Because er gaat nothing boven Groningen, Finvriend.

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>Best Flag in the World

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And not a tattoo in sight. Beautiful.

> whitest people in the world
> suomi

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racemixing is bad you twat

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>THE BEST OF EVERYTHING
THE BEST
Sheeeit how can the groids even compete

because I'm thousands of miles from the nearest Finn

Because besides having a lovely Pitbull next to me, knowing he can mule me to death with no reason anytime... I cant resist the idea of hving a Finnish girl stabbing me by no reason anytime.

You guys are wierd

YOU ARR WRONG !!!!!!!

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>whitest people in the world

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dude your language is fucking ass
other than that seems like a nice place

None of this is true. /thread

SHE IS WHITU
GO HOME AMERIKKKA PIGGU

don't forget Finns have sisu
and are the best drivers in the world

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>>tallest people in the world
So no finnish woman would want me since I'm only 180 cm
>richest people in the world
So am too poor for them
...
>bluest eyes in the world
>blondest hair in the world
But I am a subhuman with brown eyes and hair

>highest IQ in the world
But I am an uneducated pidorashka with 2d IQ

>biggest penis in the world
But mine is only 12 cm

>tighest vaginas in the world
Women still crave giant cock no matter what