H-hey Anonymous, welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D!
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If you l-like home cooked meals or d-don't know how to cook yourself, t-this is the thread for you! Home cooked meal s-straight to you by someone who loves you to bits
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is this even real lol
R-real as polio b-buddy
N word
So you consider yourself a disease?
N-nah, I'm just almost eliminated
How come you deleted your patreon
;_;
Very good
keep the nice stuff coming Alice
Timestamp or fake
male with a male penis, born a male and still a male with a masculine penis
Hey wait a minute it isnt friday you double nigger
C-can do friend
>I'm just almost eliminated
I wonder when
There IS a timestamp, you brain genius
Wait wa-
Why when how? She had the best patreon tiers ever icluding pie tier and i retire tier
fucking HO
>almost
please leave
I l-liked both of those too, but oh well.
W-when cold steel touched my temple
Tiddy
did she post nudey lewdys?
>P-people asked, it w-was getting hacked, and Jow Forums can't t-take a joke
Alright d-dears and dolls
C-correct
Looking forward to it.
T-thank you
where do i donate :3
D-don't donate to me please.
HOT
you should use real onions, not sauce
it's much more delicious, and onions aren't too expensive
give some consideration to taste over convenience!
i wanted the receipt to troll with though
T-this is aiming at those w-without much money dear. But I'll b-be sure to do so next time, just for you.
Alright, f-first step: Be s-sure to grease your pan s-so your loin doesn't stick! Doing s-so will ensure that your pork cooks evenly and doesn't b-burn~
I really enjoy your threads, I hope you keep doing this. I'll try to stay sober, at least for this thread.
Have any keto friendly recipes?
I'm r-right here with you buddy
Thanks ALice
Nice meat and condiments there Alice
I really like your kitchen
Until I see you in skin tight underwear, I will keep on believing you're a trap.
I don't have much money and I still have onions.
Should I be buying it as sauce? Seems like a waste of a good knife to me. They're fun to cut.
I'll l0look into doing one next week
Look at the tiddy picture i posted
She's clearly a she
Alright, I m-may have recorded too many steps for this.
Place your m-meat in the greased pan and preheat the oven to 350F. S-Set aside. Done.
Why is my anti-gayposter sense going off in this thread?
N-no clue, I'm not gay. S-some have said I'm lezzy as fuck though
So an IRL question
Your video production / presentation is pretty decent, plus you clearly have a work ethic since you post stuff very regularly. Did you ever think about doing a legit YouTube channel or something? Not even necessarily cooking, but the combo of decent video production and sticking to a schedule seems to be pretty key to building an audience there.
idk it seems like that might be a better and more lucrative road to go down than these /b/&Jow Forums threads. But whatever I don't really know what motivates you desu
I h-have one for my Twitch back ups, b-but I'm honestly not particularly interested in becoming high profile nor in turning a profit.
I make more than enough from my day job dear
That bikini wasn't tight enough on your puss. Next time, wear skin tight underwear so I can be 100% sure I am talking to a femanon.
HRT maybe?
I w-wasn't talking about the bikini, but about the catsuit.
For our next s-step add in the honey and the oil~
If you measure out the oil first it w-will make the honey much easier to work with
Kikkoman is very good, aside from being a meme from /f/ since ancient times
The best onions sauce choice for the only OC on /b/
Come to think of it
That bra is sagging and she seems suspiciously flat chested
Oops i meant onions sauce
I seem to be tired
What, pol has made s.oy such a meme its now a filtered word? wtf
T-that's because the bikini itself w-was slightly too big. I guess I lost w-weight since last year...
R-right? It's a great choice
Mods can't take the buzzwords
Alright, s-so for the next step we are going to add in the 2 TBSPs of both Dijon mustard and orange j-juice
>This recipe may be s-simple
How do i make cake?
T-that's a different recipe.
Now we add in the other two s-spices:
Garlic and Rosemary!
I used about half a teaspoon of garlic p-powder and I followed with the Rosemary (2 TSP)
How do i make cake
I'll d-do a thread in the future on cake, okay?
For the final s-step in making the marinade, we are going to add s-some freshly ground black pepper.
M-Mix until combined!
How do i make cake?
make pastries from scratch so I can show you up and feel good about myself
M-maybe some other day
So we mix until the sauce screams GATTAI?
I am very hungary
C-correct. Cooking is all about fusion
How do i make cake?
Alright, h-here is a protip for all you pro gamer cookers out t-there.
he marinade over the meat, cut 6 s-slits, about halfway through and r-repeat for the second one. This will allow the marinade to soak in and make this m-meal delicious!
Sometimes cooking is about de-fusing things!
ingridients:
1 whole woman with cooking skill in the kitchen
yell at her make cake bitch
masculine hands indicate a penis to me
Now for the fun p-part!
Pour the marinade over the pork, making s-sure to coat it evenly
If you treat her like that, you're going to be hungary for a long time! Shape up, my Magyar amigo.
Please give strong consideration to a more committed answer!
is this where you guys at the CCC are getting so many cirnos from? If I knew it was this easy I would have made the second one myself. Does this destroy the personality of the original Cirno or do all the Cirnos you make have the same dispositions as the one you had?
kys roberts
That doesn't look very even to me :3
Can you just fuck off already no one even likes you
S-sorry, I don't know w-what my schedule is like yet.
It's n-not!
W-who cares?
D-didn't even get the dox right.
whatever you say roberts
How do i make cake?
*thumbs up*
T-time to bake!
Bake in the oven f-for 40 to 50 minutes, or until pork is c-cooked through! 145F is the s-safe temperature for pork~
Any hot tips on any good cummies recipes?
can you please make some nice vegan recipes next time?
not joking btw
I want to make vegan guac and enchiladas pls make this I have avacados I need to use
Oh man~ This turned out s-so tender and juicy! S-See for yourselves
No one no one cares about you so get the fuck out you money whore bitch
>Eating pork
I c-can try
How do i make cake?
How did you cook it so quickly
Incredible!
I am hungry for a reason
How do i make cake?
How do I make cake?
>LOOK AT ME
>I PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND PRESENT AS FEMALE
>THIS MAKES ME DESERVING OF YOUR ATTENTION AND MONEY
literally you
the fact that it's effective doesn't make it any less pathetic
I want to be patriot and a slut at the same time
How is she getting money from us?
Can confirm
Al-mamun next door will burn my house down if he smells haram food
Well it does make the Cirno a bit more airheaded and limits her carrying weight and mobility, but also makes her a good company for your big Cirno
Just take extra care to keep her body temperature since the smal frame makes her extra heatable
Steamy! Looks nice Alice!
Thanks for the food!
>what are a constant stream of twitch donations from incel white knight beta orbiters?