Hi Jow Forums, today is my birthday :)

hi Jow Forums, today is my birthday :)
tell me your best birthday memories/stories, if you have any

Attached: birthday pepe.png (540x540, 359K)

I remember when I was 11 I fainted at my friend's party and slammed my head on his sink. Had to get stitches in the back of my head

Attached: 58703529.jpg (1080x1080, 228K)

kys nigger

Happy birthday, leaf boi :-)
My best birthday party was probably when I turned 9 and all my friends and cousins at that time came to my home with their bikes and had a lot of fun just ridin' our bikes

Happy birthday!

Attached: 1532665560935.png (546x1560, 105K)

kys nigger

damn that sucks

thank you :)
that sounds really nice honestly

thank you!

Happy Birthday, user !

Attached: HappyBirthday Calvin and Hobbes.jpg (350x263, 29K)

I hope it's your last birthday

thanks

thank you!

Kill yourself loser

Attached: depositphotos_141923714-stock-illustration-bread-slice-cartoon.jpg (997x793, 131K)

happy birthday user, i hope it will be your last birthday
Now, enjoy the song i made for you

Attached: 1522592764979.png (1054x526, 69K)

thank you user, i too hope it will be my last birthday

I remember the first time I got a cookie cake for my birthday, that was a good day.

Happy birthday my nigga

Attached: 1532585937566.gif (919x936, 1.12M)

happy birthday user!
have a good one.

...

birthday wishes

happy bday fellow frogposter

...

Enjoy this photo I've sent to you as a birthday present.

Attached: image.jpg (600x600, 67K)

bday!

...

>romania

>be me, 12 or so
>go to friends house for pool and bbq
>40 or so kids changing into swimwear in obscure places in the house because "what are you gay" and there were girls
>actually try to be the most random and quirky and hide in the most difficult place possible
>party happens
>party ends
>time to change back into normal clothes
>this kid dunks his swim trunks into the swimming pool from the second floor window
>haha what a legend. so random and funny
>20 minutes pass
>kid hasnt come out yet
>he actually cant find his pants
>"where did you change?" "i dont remember"
>40 retards + parents looking for some kid's dirty underwear and light brown chinos in a big ass 4-story house full of corners
>motherfucker changed behind a wall to wall firewood pile on the basement
>"oh thats right I crawled under almost got trapped haha"
They gave me a calippo after.

what a dumbass lmao

Happy birthday to ya
Well, one of my best friends died in 2012, on my birthday

Attached: giphy.gif (220x164, 875K)

sorry for your loss, user

Happy birthday

Today is my birthday too, and Irish user never posted about it

Attached: 1366525521952.jpg (300x360, 23K)

I dont have bdays. I only know i get old, but i dont give sht about party and cake.

I did post about to. Was too busy to bump it a second time

oh ok well thanks :)

Yeah, sorry about that. I should make the threads later instead

kys nigger

>6:th birthday
>asked mom if I could carry the cake myself
>I drop it
after that I went to my room crying and said I never wanted to have a birthday ever again.

Attached: 57173_1297127403.jpg (470x566, 102K)

happy birthday OP, it's my birthday too! (in 35min)

Guess I'll make it a greentext cause why not?
>Be me
>Go into grade 6
>Birthday comes around
>Invite friends over for a sleepover
>The entire time we just dick around doing stupid shit
>This tradition continues to this day
Some of my best memories include...
>finding a picture of a stone alligator, then proceeding to scream "STONE TOAD!" at 5am
>Downloading a mod to brawl and just messing with it
>Making a parody of those shitty 3 am video
>Looking up stupid shit on rule 34
God I loved those days.

Happy birthday!!
(Note: this post is not redeemable for another 11 minutes)

happy birthday man