My bf won't get out of bed and make me soup. So far I've tried:
Tickling
Foreskin removal
Kissing
Annoying sounds and memes
Hair pulling
Calling him smelly
Making him feel bad
Calling megumin a whore
What else can I do?? My tummy is sore
My bf won't get out of bed and make me soup. So far I've tried:
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Justin Clark
stick his hand in a bowl of warm water
Tyler Cruz
pour boiling water on him
Evan Adams
>What else can I do??
suicide?
Ryder Howard
I've tried threatening to do it already
Chase Jones
Did you ask nicely?
Austin Peterson
Teach him a lesson and go through with it
Kayden Moore
No, should I try?
Lincoln Taylor
push him out of the damn bed
Anthony Williams
I'll die anyway if I don't get my pumpkin soup
Alexander Butler
Yeah just ask him. Don't forget to say please.
Leo Price
kick him in the balls and pour cold water on him
also take pics
Andrew Lee
No because then he will cry and I need happy soup
Austin Perry
stick an icecube right up his butt
Lucas Cox
Make your own soup for you and him and be a good wholesome bf
Chase Ortiz
do it gently
Michael Green
I guess you did something stupid before. If so, you can forgive yourself
Ethan Bailey
take a shit on his chest
Robert Young
Make you own soup
Luis Hughes
This, stop being a lazy homo OP
Jacob Barnes
make your own soup ya lazy cunt
Thomas Barnes
megumin is not a whore >:(
Jaxson Rivera
Idiot didn't even make me soup, got me fish and chips instead what a lazy girl
Hunter Smith
forget your proxy again?
Jack Rivera
fucking owned
Grayson Walker
>heaven being special again
They’re in the same house idiot
Jaxon Scott
whatever you have to tell yourself bub
Tyler Thompson
stealth circumcision
Matthew Harris
>idiots who are so used to e-flings they forgot how real life relationships mean you live together
I want OP to provide proof he has a bf he’s probably a lying fag
Isaac Russell
Why would I lie on the internet
Nathan Parker
He wears these socks unironically
Colton Reyes
You mean you do larping gaywi
Joshua Russell
When he gets out of the shower I'll force him to put them on
Levi Robinson
Do it and put your feet in the picture too
Camden Rivera
come over here and I'll make you soup
Jackson Fisher
I bet you'd like that wouldn't ya gayboy
Aiden Stewart
Wow good lad, your ID is even sweet :)
Austin Torres
This
Caleb Moore
At least I’m not larping having a bf
Connor Roberts
I wish i had a bf with gay socks
Ian Harris
LOLE
Nathaniel Baker
Norime has the same heart shape eye pillow that he pick out that I got for him
Luis King
Hunter Cox
He wanted to wear these ones instead
Lucas Johnson
Faggots
At least make gay porn or something
Daniel Ramirez
which one is you
post ass desu
Leo Gray
Suck his dick
Always wakes mine right up
Justin Jenkins
cute
Aiden Perez
Gay... I just want soup.
Jayden Clark
Make it yourself already, then post ass
Easton Sanders
post pic of him wearing a funny hat
Thomas Morales
He's unironically lying in bed wearing his tism hat
Jackson Parker
absolute state of kiwis
Evan Fisher
WTF PROGRAMMING SOCKS REALLY DO TURN YOU GAY
Mason Sanchez
Absolute state of kiwis
David Hill
Make it yourself lazy nigger
William Murphy
hahahahuhuhuhu you never learn
James Torres
Don't be rude
Unless he was born wearing them
Aiden Evans
This isn’t representative of our country btw
Ayden Nelson
I don't think that's funny enough
maybe something like a top hat?
Jordan Allen
>This isn’t representative of our country btw
I wish it was
Imagine a country filled with cutie homos
That's my kinda country
Nathaniel Rivera
Don't be a lazy nigger
Jose Long
No sorry he only has cute hats
Carson Martin
I'm allowed to because I own a neet slave boi
Xavier Hall
Gay lazy nigger by law you can't own another person so he by law does not have to do what you say so get fucked sheep fucker
Dominic Stewart
You're not a nigger, stop acting like one.
Jeremiah Campbell
I'm SICK and need soup
Levi Peterson
I hope you die form.it and your bf catchs it and he dies too
Michael Harris
>gaywi legs and freaky thumbs
so gaywi got a fat bf
top kek
Dominic King
Hudson Hill
I didn’t, I’m not into bears
Carson Reyes
You need to be into a grave you faggot subhuman
Mason Johnson
What did I do?
Noah Mitchell
don't be into a grave
Evan Perez
dude looks fat tb h
Ryan Brooks
Rude and mean
Jeremiah Turner
Your gay and took advantage of a stupid poor young man
Easton Lopez
fatty gaylord
Dominic Taylor
Yeah he’s put on a bit of chub it looks like
Sebastian Torres
fatty
Chase Brooks
I WANTED SOUP
SSSSSOOOOUUUPPP
BUT LAZY TWINK GOT ME FISH AND CHIPS INSTEAD.
Isaiah Walker
Explain? Stupid poor young man sounds like me
Lincoln James
I hope he put poison in it you faggot subhuman
Joshua Richardson
He was a neet and he whored himself out so he would not starve
Liam James
Those are spicy words, making me hungry again
Ethan Morris
Oh nevermind it’s just American education
Hunter Perry
Lucas Turner
I expect that's just you on normal mode
lardass
Adrian Ramirez
>Hungry again
Stop eating fat ass
Adam Brown
I keep him in a state of perpetual starvation to keep him motivated towards me and to keep costs down
John Foster
Not a argument
Alexander Parker
What can I say boys love me for my belly, he likes to comb my chest hair and listen to my satisfied belly complement his cooking
Josiah Bennett
did you escape from a human trafficking ring or something lol
Andrew Murphy
I hope you die a painful death you sick fat faggot
Asher Perry
Is this one of the regular kiwis or someone new?
Jordan Torres
The chocolate jam wrap was a blessing and a curse, I'll let you know how I fare user
Ayden Morgan
No did you escspe from fat camp?
Elijah Young
it's a fat lazy guy
Sebastian Wilson
And?
Dominic Adams
and he's fat and lazy
hey fat lazy guy say something funny