There's a scary and dangerous looking spider in the bathroom and now I'm afraid to go there

There's a scary and dangerous looking spider in the bathroom and now I'm afraid to go there

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Step on it

Which state do you live in?

Know which species it is?

How big?

rape it

Put bleach and something else (can't remember what) together to make a gas bomb and throw it in there. Gas the little shit.

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Vinegar and bleach. Or bleach and urine.

Don't put it in a closed container. Just put them both into a cup. Also put a fan to help with airflow, but don't make it so the fan removes the air from the bathroom.

Spray and lighter. Now you have an fire-thrower. You welcome

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Unleash your pet spider from his jar and let him kill the one in the bathroom. If he fails then at least the intruder is in a weakened state.

Fug I actually go pee a lot during this time. Will have to kill it :(

>pet spider
is that a normal thing in australia?

You gotta take precautions

what if he escapes and kills you(assuming it's deadly since it's from australia)

Peek in, make sure it's not a jumping spider, then give it the boot.

If there are other spiders around though, they might seek revenge. Laugh all you want, pack animals survive in this world.

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Cum on it. Take pics

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Throw your pet snake in there to eat that spider!

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You gotta show dominance! Go in and jerk off in front of the spider, that will show it. Make sure to cum on it too, that way it won't be able to breed cause the other spiders know its a gay.

i did that to 50 redbacks on my fence it worked

Spider is not there no more ;-;

If you die from a spider bite you deserve it

This guy knows his stuff. Mix around 1 cup of chlorine bleach with 1 cup of venegar. Leave open container in bathroom. I live in the Southwest and I use it on scorpions all the time.

Sick.
My advices are the best, you're the proof

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I found an earwig in the toilet bowl. I feel like hanging myself.

Take a picture of it and share the scare.

>This

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