Be bullet

>be a kiwi
>shepherd
>don't have a wife
>visit your sheep's instead

>be Russian
>let Gorbachev fuck your country over
>results are mass prostitution, alcohol deaths and poverty
>wouldn't have happened if you would have shot Gorbachev on the spot

>sheep's
the plural form of sheep is sheep

youtube.com/watch?v=l0qTs-3hmqY

>be American
>can't even speak a second language
>get shot
>tip the coroner
>tip the casket
>tip the soil and tip the worms and bacteria which let you decompose

>be Austrian
>shepherd
>don't have a wife
>fuck little boys in gay ass lederhousen instead

>be kiwi
>join Anzac
>get fucked by Strayan chad
>die a horrible death in gallipoli

I thought interracial sex was wrong

you're thinking of Detroit

>be Austrian
>join Africa corps
>get fucked by stralian chad
>die a horrible death at tobruk

Shitcago internet defense force detected. The whole states shit too

nope
would cnn lie to me?

>be kiwi
>have cute flightless birds
>be the reason why a fruit is named after them
>be a horrible human being

>be Austrian
>have mountains
>be the reason small hotdogs are called wieners
>be a stupid human being who failed geography

>Be east Germany
>build a wall to keep people in
>Blame politicians and not your retarded political ideology for failing

>be kiwi
>think we learn every flag of the world
>be a horrible human being

>be American
>think the wall was build to keep people in and not to keep the filthy capitalists out
>probably still believe in Reagan's red scare bullshit
>think capitalism is the solution despite history proving you wrong
>get shot
>tip the shooter

>be aussie
>think kraut is a retard
>laugh and post hitler

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>be a kiwi with an Aussie vpn trying to fool the kraut
>kraut sees right through your trickery
>be sad

>Be east germ
>Try to cross wall to filthy capitalist germ side bcuz gommunism took all ur food and jobs
>Get shot

>be American
>actually believe that when in reality east Germany never had food problems and had far less unemployed than West Germany
>be stupid anti communist trash which will get the wall as soon as possible

>be kraut
>look like idiot
>make up shit to escape
>should have just done a barrel roll
>check em

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>be aussie
>have stupid flag which nearly looks like kiwis on /bant
>blame the kraut for not knowing better
>don't have any dubs which would be checkable
>ancestors are convicts

>be german
>fail at internet
>blame others
>hitler fails at dubs like he failed at war
>ancestors are Russian rape babies and currently getting raped by islam

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>implying I care about Hitler failing in a negative way
>implying I don't like it that the fash got bashed
>implying I failed because of some gay flag

>be german
>start greentext fight
>loose your shit
>implying
>implying
>kek

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>be kiwi
>get juiced

>Be germ
>Fall so low your leader is ashamed of your flag

>omg he has never been shot in his life!! what a weirdo!! lol

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>be American
>be anti communist
>still believe in capitalism and muh American dream (tm)
>deserve every single bullet

thats gay

>be america
>land of democracy and freedom
>new generation wants communism/socialism

>be cock
>penetrate your mom
YEET GOT EM

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