Want to see England before its gone

Hey bongs, I know we yanks give you guys a lot of shit, but I've always admired your country and have dreamed of visiting it. This year or next I'll actually be able to do so and I would like to visit a smaller town instead of the nigger and mudslime infested shitholes like London. I want to see some of your beautiful countryside, see the REAL England, meet some real Brits, check out some of your historical sites, Tank Museum, and go to a good pub.

I want to see England as it should be experienced, not the way the multi-cultural bullshit propaganda would like you to believe it is.

Any suggestions or places you guys would recommend?

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>see England before it is gone
It isn't going anywhere. I suggest go to Hungerford (nice little village I live near, it was actually the site of a mass shooting which resulted in the banning of semi-auto rifles. then go up to Yorkshire and look around the heath there and some of the smaller towns and settlements. I'd also recommend that you look at visiting some stately homes while your here, you'll have to pay though. There are a lot, Montisfont, Chattsworth, Longleat, the Rothschild estate, you can find lists of all the stately homes.

Too late. /Thread

Here are some picturesque places my family and I have enjoyed. Very, very few third-world savages in any of these places.

- Painswick, Bibury, or Castle Combe in the Cotswolds
- Mousehole in Cornwall
- Rye in Sussex
- Weymouth in Dorset (close to the tank museum)
- Godalming in Surrey
- Stamford in Linconshire
- Polperro in Cornwall
- Castleton in the Peak District
- Devizes in Wiltshire (also pretty close to the tank museum)

Thanks, user!

Fuck England come to Scotland I'll show you a good time

Oh lord here we go

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cheshire aint going anywhere soon lad

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Your whisky industry is one of the most magnificent achievements of our species but apparently you are all hyper lefists who envy sweden for its diversity. How does this work.

Yeah I dont get it either. Other than maybe trying to one-up brits, no matter how deranged their policies are? “We can out-cuckold you!”

I actually want to go there. Also to the most grey, dreary moorish area of the entire UK wherever that is.

Anglojudiac subversion my friend. The Jew who puppeteers our English oppressors have destroyed our national culture and have made Scottish nationalism into a left wing belief based on civic nationalism instead of ethnic nationalism. Most people here hate pakis, Jews, blackies, English, American, irish, lowlanders, frenchies, chinkies and pretty much everyone else. If you're anything other than Scottish you're going to be regularly subjected to abuse, even if you're from the wrong part of Scotland you will be abused.

Anyway we're like 96% white and we're all out to fight the kike is what I'm saying. One more question before you come though, are you catholic or protestant?

Edgy.

Deindustrialisation and the following welfare state is at the heart of it, as it is in much of Britain.

Not really.

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god help us. what is the correct answer if one does not go to church?

Dartmoor.

Luv that gif.

That would be the Dartmoor Moors.
Really nice place...for army BCT.

Stay home. We're a god fearing people atheists are shanked on sight

Like most Americans who can afford to travel, I was raised Catholic. If I recall correctly religion remains a hot button issue in Ireland, but it is still relevant in Scotland? I just want to hit up the speyside, campbeltown, and islay like a nice tourist.

Brett holmes is Jow Forums required watching.
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D-does that mean having s-sex? May I come to Scotland if you don't mind?

>scotland
>british flag

???

Good man good man. If it breaks out looks for the boys in green they'll keep you safe. I'm just fucking about though it's not really an issue no one gives a fuck come to Edinburgh and we'll fuck about

Gay

Not an atheist.. just agnostic. Atheists are deranged

>tank museum
>Not Imperial fucking War Museum

Up your game, faggot.

Places like London and Birmingham are genuinely horrible but historic cities such as York and Bath are worth a visit.

Traditional villages are a plenty virtually all over the country, the most beautiful of which can be found in the Cotswold's and Yorkshire.

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YOU CAN'T KNOW!!1!!

You should try Scotland. I went to Aberdeen and Edinburgh a few years ago.

Of all places, Scotland stole my heart.

Comfy af, ty

but

Birmingham has got to be the worst place in the world. I went there once and wanted to fucking die it was so bad.

What time of year did you head over?

Just be a Christian bro it's way more fun and you don't burn in hell for all eternity which is good too

So many great musicians here fled that shithole I am not even curious to see it

Ok :(

Lol small bonus there

Didn't say I wasn't into it tho #nohomonohomophobe

Peak summer -- the sun was out for about 20 hours a day.

peak district, lake district, east coast like whitby. avoid soith & west yorkshire, that's where all the rape gangs are. but north yorkshire is beautiful, some of the moors will remind you of back home, wild the wild deer and waterbuffalo (the waterbuffalo aren't "wild" "wild" they're technically farmed, but a couple of farms now just have them roaming around their moors, huge pastures). and north yorkshire has all the best towns. york was the capital in roman times for example.

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No one wants your cousins naf fanny, dom

Go fuck a pygmy gay Australia

>Met my first GF there
>Listened to Pink Floyd for the first time there
>In one of my trips I helped a Muslim with his church or whatever the fuck they call their place
>I told him "God bless you"
AHHHHHHHHHH
IF I KNEW IT WOULD END THIS WAY I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FUCKER.
GODDAMN IT BONGS, YOUR COUNTRY WAS BEAUTIFUL, HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

...

great info ty

Oh I'm the fastest mouse in all of mecico

Lol @ killed the fucker. No shit! What a god forsaken mess

>visiting the Rothschild estate

Make sure you carry your "Don't tread on me" flag around though

Thank you.

I was lucky . Got to see it while it was still socialist Didn't see any Pakistani's .Margret Thatcher (Know Capitalist ) changed all that.

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>lowlanders

That hurts

I had travel through the london airport a week and a half ago. Majority of the staff was indians and pakistanis. What the hell G.B. ?! How can you let them take over like that? It didn't feel like i actually was in london.

There’s legit a photo of a hijabbed mudslime chick wanding an authentic Brit in her own airport lol.

I wouldn't be surprised to see it.

I felt so out of place in the london airport, majority of the staff were clearly 1st generation immigrants. None of hem had a london accent, it was clear that the accent was from their native country back in asia minor. I think only 1 pakistani actually had a london accent. I did eventually find some white londoners, but they were all working the pre-check lines.

Don't land in any airports in London, Manchester or Birmingham, rent a car, set your satnav to avoid motorways (that way you'll be travelling through the countryside constantly) and go have fun exploring places that resemble the shire off 'Lord Of The Rings' and plowing lots of easy ugly women. They drive on the opposite side of the road in case you didn't know and roundabouts are a thing.

That's just London though. If you go to any major city in "multicultural" countries you'd see the same thing.

This is kinda why in modern politics there is some kind of resentment towards urban population from conservatives. They literally live in a different world.

>we yanks
Look at this sycophant.

This

Most of the pro immigrant (((muh economic growth))) started during her era

Lol I'll just put on a really thick scottish accent you cunts won't be able to bully me

Durham and Wivenhoe as well

>/threads his own post

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West Kirby and Merseyside in general is great

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>How can you let them take over like that?

How did you let Mestizos take over USA? at least Abdul and Pajeet are required to speak English unlike Pedro in your country. I get what you're saying though, it's still awful, especially having these diversity-quota none-white women inspecting you and having to answer to them ect. It's one of the reasons I recommend avoiding London airports.

fake news

This post.

Also unless you really want to see the universities, avoid Oxford and Cambridge as they are both full of degenerates.

Ugh that would be painful. Being questioned by a literal outsider lol. What a mess.

Holy god that is a cozy photo.

>be American
>go to Scotland
>go to Pub
>drink beer
>some drunk Scot starts talking to me
>try to avoid conflict
>doesn't work because of Drunkard
>Scot attacks me
>Scot friends join in
>Brawl
>Get Chelsea Grin
>Mugged
>Thrown outside of Pub
>Lay on the street badly beaten
>Wait forever for someone to care
>Get taken to nearest NHS hospital
>Put on 6 month wait list for my injuries because quotas

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Yeah, there's an irony for ya.
If it hadnt been for global warming all of our winters would look like that, and our newest of visitors wouldn't have wanted to fucking come here

Go to blackburn. Its beautiful there

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Wait. You think turd worlders are rushing in b/c of the weather? Lmao

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Cheshire grin got me

Don't bother going. Expensive and everyone's cunty.

visit Bath -- one of the nicest cities in England.

Unlike most US ones where they're all brown or Mexican yes?

And wolverhampton. so comfy there.

Shouldn't have went to Scotland

Cotswolds, brecon beacons, lake district, St.Ives, a lot of castles and other historical sites in south Wales near the boarder. Scotland is also fairly short on shitskins so consider a city break in Edinburgh, stay away from Glasgow though.
If you want a package holiday with outdoor activities, look into center parcs. Their off season prices are pretty good; if you go in early November (5th specifically) you'll catch bonfire night and a fireworks display. The best "village" is Longleat and there's a famous stately home with safari park right next to it.

Add to your itinerary
>Portmeirion
>Wye Valley
>Shaftesbury
>Cranborne Chase
>Bluebell Railway
>Norfolk Broads
Take out
>Weymouth (full of chavs)

kek at wanting to go to bongland. Its a complete and utter fucking shithole. I'd unironically rather go to Dem rep of Congo.

at least you can carry a gun in the US. In bongland they are so cucked they can't even buy spoons if they're under 18 (dead fucking serious L M A O)

And the owner is classic.
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I was in London in 2003 and 2016. It had changed a ton.

Have you actually looked at your trailer park country?

>Thinks memes are actual >travel brochures

Underage sheepfucker detected.

t. Chinaman

Ni hao ma? Ching ling ping pong ging gong? Fu kung shi ni xi ti pie gi weng fu?

>I'd unironically rather go to Dem rep of Congo.
Well then all you have to do is step outside your mothers basement you fucking cuck nigger.

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Go to a village in the north.

Actually York is pretty English still for the most part and a decent size if you wanted to go somewhere bigger.

England still lives in it's villages.

If you go to Weymouth it's worth going to Portland bill as well.

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I was in London in July taxi
drove from Gatwick to Center of town. One hour no pubs no white people I kid you not. London is gone. In the middle of town I saw 3 pubs. Heathrow overrun with Muslims. Sad!

Go to York. It has everything Yanks think of when they think of England.

It's medieval-esque. Castle, town walls, etc.

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Imperial War museum (in london) is not that good. Bovington tank and the Duxford air museum are much better.

Go to Cornwall, it's the area that looks most like your pic. It has dozens of small villages like that, connected by beautiful unspoiled beaches and clean sea, with white cliffs everywhere. It's also pretty much muslim free and almost 100% Brits.

Never go to London