What is the scientific reason behind everyone always hating or disliking me

i never seen konosuba but my ex best friend liked megumin a lot and she's just cute
also to hide my internet identity i'm posting her cause i never do

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LEWD THE MEGUMIN

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tell me about your ex best friend. What were they like, and why aren't you friends any more?

IMAGINE

you're a fag

the average person isn't interested in authenticity anymore
they project what they want people to see in them and feel threatened and insecure when they see people being genuine

i was typing it out but it was wayyy too long and i actually started crying so i quit and typed this short stuff explaining it lol

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please tell me you're not that fucking pokemon poster from earlier

i don't post a poke a man

I like you.

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being nice (lying) for no reason is worse than being mean !

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that's pretty gay user

true but i liked your first post

Well I don't know.
I don't have much to go on but so far I'm gettings hints of being overly emotional and boring out of you and not a lot of positives.
Ordinarily, that would be wise of you, but Akari likes you and is nice because she is a miracle.

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Shut the fuck up nigger! We care for you, you failed abortion!

Don't you dare fucking say we're lying when we say we care!

i don't think i'm boring i just think being open with strangers on the internet is dumb

You could have posted an entertaining lie though, but you didn't.

your homosexuality doesn't make it any less true

that's so dumb
if i found someone who was good and i lied then our friendship would have started on ruined trust and manipulation
i didn't say it was ree

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I don't think so but maybe I am wrong.

I think being falsely nice is only mean when there is negative intent. I have no negative intent and I believe in you poster!

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So you're looking for friendship here too? Aren't you already being dishonest by doing it under the premise of wanting to know why you're disliked and hated by everyone?
I don't think negative intent is so important. If you hurt someone by being falsely nice, even if your intentions were good, that's bad as well right? On the other hand, if you helped someone by being falsely nice, with negative intentions, would it be good or bad?

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i'm just speaking from a theoretical and lonely friendless loser standpoint
that was never my intent

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Alright. Well, with that out of the way, go ahead and lay down the entertaining lie. Spice it up as much as you want. Your ex-best friend was a gay dinosaur from the fifth dimension and you're no longer friends because he caught zabronian zickle-zackle and died. Go wild with it.

that's dumb ur dumb rude leaf

There is no objective morality. I am sincerely trying to be nice and I hope the thread master can see that. If not, oh well.

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join us in

die

this is why nobody likes you

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too much 2 read and i'm shy and awkward
i don't like or use this board anyways so i'd be no good
i hope so
sorry i don't want to lie

don't apologize for that, apologize for calling me dumb!

but if i said you weren't dumb, that would be a lie

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But it's fun role playing.
Trust me, you'll like it.

no way i tried rp stuff once when i was 15/16 and it was one of my most horrific experiences

I'm sure you're a nice person if people can manage to overlook all your personality flaws.

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dont post my maris pls

rude and based

You are currently cyberbullying me.
You didn't have to call me dumb. And I didn't tell you to recant it. I told you to apologize.
Saying mean things, and then justifying it by saying, "Well, it's true!" is wrong.
Honest sadism is sadism still.

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you hurt my own delicate feelings before you dumb princess

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nicemark speaks the truth

shuddup gaya, its not like you use them

You asked why people don't like you.
I don't think the response could have been nice. What did you expect?

shiro

holy fuck. I accidentally posted M*r*s*

But it's just one thread, and it's mostly just us joking around.

lole

epic

please don't circle jerk e-bully me i already cut myself today
i expected the "nice" board to be nice ree
i wanted a nice down to earth chill thread not a dumb liar thread reee
isn't posting horse illegal

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i don't know what you're talking about.

>"nice" board
Oh.
You must have confused us for [s4s]

I mean we could always lie and say you're a fantastic person etc. but didn't you want the truth?

Sry that was too harsh. I haven't slept for 2 days

everyone is always saying how this board is nice
i know bant copied s4s "culture" or whatever
but this isn't the truth it's just being mean and judgemental just because

Okay, real talk. This board is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic anime posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, avatarfagging namefags, and salty reportfagging krauts who police the sub like watchdogs.

Because of you three groups, good posters like the Tunisian Ghibli poster are possibly gone for good. I don't mind a little shitposting here and there, but with your irrational childish behaviors and your lack of moderation, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current posters and future posters.

I'd tell you to sort your shit or fuck off, but who am I kidding, this entire site is a haven for menchildren and I know that you'll just double down on your cancerous behavior after you read this post.

I only wanted to share my mind on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a damn.

idk why you're projecting me onto these demographics you hate
being rude to others to vent your own frustrations and problems regarding an online basket weaving forum isn't healthy either
just stop being so mad rude and dumb

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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont die!

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land

ok stupid

sorry I called you gay

don't worry user i am pretty gay

yeah me too

You guys are the worst. Every time I think a girl is cute you do everything in your power to ruin her for me. You post pictures where she has autism. You post pictures where she has a dick. You post pictures where she's homicidally insane. You try to associate her with my parents having sex. You post pictures where she's been mutilated or beaten. You call her a slut, you point out that her clothing is a little revealing, and sometimes you even have the nerve to point out that she's not real. And I've put up with that.
But I've had enough. This time, you've gone too far.
And you're going to be sorry for it.
I know who you are, even when you think I don't. And just when you least suspect it, I will be there take the pictures of the cute girls you value the most and deface them in ways that will humiliate them beyond your imagining. Don't bother begging for mercy. You brought this on yourselves. You'll be looking over your shoulder while posting from here on out. And honestly, I'm not sorry. Because I tried to be nice. But you brought this on yourselves. This time, it's personnel.

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lol stupid missed the quad

Dubs was the only weapon that good r/banter users had to kill non-banter threads. Now they are gone because the powers that be thought it was a good idea. This made it easy for non-banter threads to last a lot longer than they normally would have if we all united and tried to get dubs in order to derail it and kill it.

Sure, there were some newfags here and there that would make threads just about dubs, but those threads were easily destroyed by mods. You know what isn't destroyed by mods? Homo loving dick threads, feel threads, FUCKING THREADS TALKING ABOUT REDDIT and general non-banter shit.

Dubs was all we had. Dubs is the one thing all of Jow Forums could really call its own, and no one else could take it away. Sure, reddit and 9faggers can steal our images like they always do, but they will never get dubs. The higher ups decided to take away dubs in the places that needed them most. The result? A new wave of cancerous crap. One unlike anything else we have seen before. So please, I say to those in power, and ask of you:

Bring back Patrick Bateman.

Because it's not just about the pleasures of doubles, and the shit threads that they kill, it's also a personal statement about the website itself.

HEY PAUL!

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sorry im bored and tired im going to bed can't call you names anymore leafy
i'll make a thread monday with a different girl and different personality though and get way more ip's posting

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I look forward to our second Ritsu.

I have no problems with a Megu poster.
I havent seen you besides this thread and have no reason to dislike you.

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because u gay

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cunt

who are u
i like you

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>what is the scientific reason behind everyone always hating or disliking me
>i never seen konosuba

There you have it user. Watch Konosuba and people will like you. Easy.

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lol mad