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>evil dwarf henchman
tldr
Is that a cat? Qt! :)
Robot Barbarian
That's closer to purple, so you're an Orc Lich
>Orange: Nigger
>Every other colour is human
See, this is why I get angry.
But you're not a nigger, you're an orc!
Which is the fantasy equivalent of a nigger!
So shut up, dirty Orc.
yarr a gaya
roll
blind roll
What, so you're retarded now?
I will literally make a machine to tear your face off.
crossdressing nobleman...
okay I'll bite
Guys, just so we can all understand eachothers roles easier, we all need to put your information like in my name.
Your race, your role, your HP, your MP, and your gold.
lets fucking go
lich please
So many elves!
gay
I roll to overthrow whoever im working for and take the position of boss
I'm not an elff I'm a nigger royal guard aren't I?
fugg i hate being an elf
Roll
is a necromancer, so he'd be above me and since we're henchmen.
Also, , overthrowing someone not in the original guidelines is a bit weird, so if you roll 9 twice in a row, you will be able to move up and become a Captain of the Evil Guard.
Green is elf
i roll to increase taxes
...
so this was a success right?
if im not a henchman anymore then what am I?
i assume something evil but slightly higher rank
also why the fuck is lich not evil?
does getting dubs not count for any special bonus?
That's blue, a Human... 88... Pirate captain!?!?!
Yarrrr prepare to broad side that manowar
Yes, it doubles your roll. If you roll to attack someone, and get a 9, you would deal 9 damage to them. If you roll 99, you deal 8 damage. If you roll 2, you only deal 2 damage. If you roll 22, you deal 4 damage. If you roll 00, you deal 10 damage to yourself, though.
Ohh okay. Fuck, colors weren't showing up right on my screen. Where do I find my health and mana?
Everyone starts with 70 Hp, 70 mana, and 100 GP.
nvm found
I roll to get more money.
Fun
Rolling to fire on manowar
I roll to attack i wanted to be a lich >:^((
Whoops I'm a fucking idiot.
"Reply to someone to attack them. Subract your roll for damage.
Dubs is a critical hit, do max roll + dubs number.
Reclaim health & mana with potions. Keep these updated in your name slot, alright???"
All hail the king!
see kyle
Yarrrr all shal bow before me
No fuck off I'm an evil henchman.
Hail!
how much money do I get for rolling as a noble?
Yarrrr kill the land lover
rolling to steal money from my boss
Rolling to suplex
rolling to sodomize with my fist
You can tax anyone under you, and compare your roll to theirs to see how much you get. As a black role, you cannot tax Purple roles.
To tax someone, you must both roll. If he rolls a 5, and you roll a 8, you subtract your numbers (8-5 is 3) and double it. You would tax six gold coins from him.
If he rolls a 1, and you get a 9, you get 16 coins from him.
If he gets doubles, then he doesn't get taxed (unless you get a higher dubs). If you get dubs, you triple it instead of doubling it.
typical elf
rolling to get a gf
D:
Rolling to resist both of these.
Yarrr ill give you fine las
No u.
Rolling to smite with my culass
rolling to punch in the dick
Yarrrrr rolling to shot with my pistol
Rolling to dab so hard I cause mental damage
That already happened to me.
Refer to
rolling to boost his dab roll against you
Put your name, race, health, mana, and gold in your name.
haha you just got dabbed on hard
im this guys henchman now
rolling to raid a port and get some booty
Yarrr a direct hit rolling to finish him of
forgot to put it back
alright, how much money do we get in our pirate ship coffers OP?
Each person starts with 100 gold. No exceptions.
You can plunder others and roll to take their stuff.
While we wait for more people I'll do mundane things
Rolling to write a report of the Dwarf Henchman that got dabbed into retardation
...
This is my brain now, because of you guys.
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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr rolling to raid a enemy countys sea port
Alright I'm fucking tired and shit, I just wanted to give you guys something.
Destroy this thread, derail it, IDK
See ya
Yarrrr put him in the mental asylum
that's the price that comes with doing evil
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rolling to become god and have infinity health mana and gold
re roll
re roll
rolling to boost this roll
cringe^
rolling to boost this roll