You already know what it is!

You already know what it is!

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>evil dwarf henchman

tldr

Is that a cat? Qt! :)

Robot Barbarian

That's closer to purple, so you're an Orc Lich

>Orange: Nigger
>Every other colour is human
See, this is why I get angry.

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But you're not a nigger, you're an orc!

Which is the fantasy equivalent of a nigger!

So shut up, dirty Orc.

yarr a gaya

roll

blind roll

What, so you're retarded now?

I will literally make a machine to tear your face off.

crossdressing nobleman...

okay I'll bite

Guys, just so we can all understand eachothers roles easier, we all need to put your information like in my name.

Your race, your role, your HP, your MP, and your gold.

lets fucking go
lich please

So many elves!

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gay
I roll to overthrow whoever im working for and take the position of boss

I'm not an elff I'm a nigger royal guard aren't I?

fugg i hate being an elf

Roll

is a necromancer, so he'd be above me and since we're henchmen.

Also, , overthrowing someone not in the original guidelines is a bit weird, so if you roll 9 twice in a row, you will be able to move up and become a Captain of the Evil Guard.

Green is elf

i roll to increase taxes

...

so this was a success right?
if im not a henchman anymore then what am I?
i assume something evil but slightly higher rank


also why the fuck is lich not evil?

does getting dubs not count for any special bonus?

That's blue, a Human... 88... Pirate captain!?!?!

Yarrrr prepare to broad side that manowar

Yes, it doubles your roll. If you roll to attack someone, and get a 9, you would deal 9 damage to them. If you roll 99, you deal 8 damage. If you roll 2, you only deal 2 damage. If you roll 22, you deal 4 damage. If you roll 00, you deal 10 damage to yourself, though.

Ohh okay. Fuck, colors weren't showing up right on my screen. Where do I find my health and mana?

Everyone starts with 70 Hp, 70 mana, and 100 GP.

nvm found

I roll to get more money.

Fun

Rolling to fire on manowar

I roll to attack i wanted to be a lich >:^((

Whoops I'm a fucking idiot.

"Reply to someone to attack them. Subract your roll for damage.
Dubs is a critical hit, do max roll + dubs number.
Reclaim health & mana with potions. Keep these updated in your name slot, alright???"

All hail the king!

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see kyle

Yarrrr all shal bow before me

No fuck off I'm an evil henchman.

Hail!

how much money do I get for rolling as a noble?

Yarrrr kill the land lover

rolling to steal money from my boss

Rolling to suplex

rolling to sodomize with my fist

You can tax anyone under you, and compare your roll to theirs to see how much you get. As a black role, you cannot tax Purple roles.

To tax someone, you must both roll. If he rolls a 5, and you roll a 8, you subtract your numbers (8-5 is 3) and double it. You would tax six gold coins from him.

If he rolls a 1, and you get a 9, you get 16 coins from him.

If he gets doubles, then he doesn't get taxed (unless you get a higher dubs). If you get dubs, you triple it instead of doubling it.

typical elf

rolling to get a gf

D:

Rolling to resist both of these.

Yarrr ill give you fine las

No u.

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Rolling to smite with my culass

rolling to punch in the dick

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Yarrrrr rolling to shot with my pistol

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Rolling to dab so hard I cause mental damage

That already happened to me.

Refer to

rolling to boost his dab roll against you

Put your name, race, health, mana, and gold in your name.

haha you just got dabbed on hard

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im this guys henchman now
rolling to raid a port and get some booty

Yarrr a direct hit rolling to finish him of

forgot to put it back

alright, how much money do we get in our pirate ship coffers OP?

Each person starts with 100 gold. No exceptions.

You can plunder others and roll to take their stuff.

While we wait for more people I'll do mundane things
Rolling to write a report of the Dwarf Henchman that got dabbed into retardation

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This is my brain now, because of you guys.

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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr rolling to raid a enemy countys sea port

Alright I'm fucking tired and shit, I just wanted to give you guys something.

Destroy this thread, derail it, IDK

See ya

Yarrrr put him in the mental asylum

that's the price that comes with doing evil

k

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rolling to become god and have infinity health mana and gold

re roll

re roll

rolling to boost this roll

cringe^

rolling to boost this roll