I'm an MI6 agent and The Storm is a huge international operation

OK so it has a few things too it, it reads my mind and can react using my bodily movement (laugh or smile at something I said, scratch head etc) it can put thoughts in my head to communicate but that is far less efficient than talking through my mouth. If I want to send a message about something, like say I'm watching a show and it becomes relevent, I blink (left eye is no, right eye is kind of or maybe, both eyes is definitely) I can also use the rest of my body to send information. Basically its highly contextual and links to their database

Also when I talk they can hear it

>The storm
>child spies

brief rundown?

also what for you, is the purpose of this thread?

that does not sound fun.

you should switch to books, maybe tell a doctor.

TV rots your brain.

daily Jow Forums schizo thread

Look at this fucking samefag retard.
Fuck off you larping cunt

The storm is a semi secret intelligence coup in america and in Britain about deep state pedophilia, among other uses child "spies" are used by many intelligence agencies to blackmail the global elite and their cronies (but mostly just as "payment")

Partly luls because I genuinely know that its happening and my handlers let me do it (its kind of driving me nuts) partly because this could help 4chans investigation and morale

There is literally a shard of metal in my earlobe, I was literally briefed about this by a friend before his happened

it's still better than half the threads.

what is going on with the catalogue. OP needs to mindcontrol the fucking shills back to were the came from

Take it out faggot. Stop working for niggers for free, nigger niger

Also it is fun as hell

Okay, so you are a bionic James Bond with techno psychic abilities and you all use this to manipulate game show outcomes but now you are ready to help 4/chins/ hunt pedos in the time you have left before you take your final form as the anti-christ?

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Please kill yourself, no one believes your retarded LARPing. Try harder next time.

>4chans
>investigation
>morale
You really shouldn't smoke and LARP, you know.

Its not like I can give proof you Anarchocrapitalist

I know you can't, because you're full of shit

You're sounding schizophrenic my guy

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This is schizophrenia.

Yes the intelligence agencies do clandestine work. Yes most of it is boring and some of it is dangerous and exciting (small amount). You are not interesting enough most likely for them to be interested in, and if you were, at all, you'd know it because someone would have approached you or you would be involved in crime or terrorism or something. Some random NEET with schizophrenia with no ties to anything of a national defence interest isn't really going to be of worth, are they?

I don't believe you are an "unofficial asset." All assets are technically unofficial and they try their hardest to protect and please them. They would pay you and give you nice things and socialize / try to bond with you if you were an asset of worth (or at all, really).

So I am sorry to say to you OP but if you are not joking about this -- you have the schizophrenia.

if he was legit he'd have better numerical jujitsu

Q btfo!

LOL. “...high rank agent...doesn’t get paid...”. Just.

“...Q predicted...”. My sides.

>INB4 this is some random schizo kid that actually believes this shit.

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... I had a small metal object show up in my jaw on xray

I attacked a brothel in my university town with an aerosol can and a lighter then jumped out their window, seven cop cars came but I got "let off" in an ambulance for a brief stay at a psych ward, he pub is no longer open. And my friend who inlisted me is the son of a millionaire

>the pub is no longer open
You're that kid on the playground that would say his dad works at Nintendo aren't you?

You have schizophrenia, please get help, you need it. The people put you in a psych ward because what you did was the product of your illness. The people whose window you broke probably could realise you weren't quite there in the head and didn't press charges -- this is why you got "let off" for what was very likely a minor thing. The fact you town is a university town has nothing to do with it I think. Why mention that? That is odd. And as for your friend, either he is being mean to you or you imagined him. Sorry, mate. You have schizophrenia and it is painfully obvious.

Right on bro stay safe shadilay trust the plan WWG1WGA shiggy shiggy cocoa pop

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Mods need to move this bullshit to /x/

Mods need to purge the Isrealis from this board

Aw man at first I thought it was a LARP but its schizophrenia

Both are equally funny to laugh at.

>implying Jow Forums isnt the biggest skitzo larp board now

This nigger is an amatuer
Real hardcore MK ULTRA LARPers get tattoos

Hey at least I have telepathic prostitutes, and telepathic drugs (I sniff my finger, stimulant rush)

So yeah I do get paid, in fact kinda contrary to this thread I get therapy

>boomers come here to shill their demented books now
thanks, Qkikes

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Can you send me a message in telepathic hieroglyphs?

Dunno why you should feel bad for me I'm saving the world and I'm one of the most important person who's ever lived, you will never ever feel as awesome as I have felt.

thats a sebaceous cyst frog poster.
also, fuck you for being cool with being a cia nigger for free

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That is schizophrenia bud. And if that is what you think and believe, if that is your world: then yes, I feel pity for you for you must be wracked with anxiety if that's the reality you live in. You, a nobody, a mentally ill NEET from the UK; are responsible for "saving the world." I mean holy fuck. How do you function?

For your information I handle it like a badass because I'm not a gutless brainless faggot like you. I'm James Fuckin Bond bitch. And yes that's exactly the point of why it works

BTW, there are intelligence people watching this thread who know exactly who I am and that makes me feel very good

>unofficial asset (so I don't get paid)
>very high ranking agent
>electronically telepathic communication

kyslarpfag

This is why you're fake. Why would you want them to know who you are supposedly leaking information? They'd have you dead in a day if they wanted.

>Nervous system manipulation by electromagnetic fields from monitors
patents.google.com/patent/US6506148B2/en

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Holy shit thank you

First of all, to you faggots, so what.
Second, this is a huge operation and I'm a big part of it, self evidently they can't kill me
Thirdly, what info did I leak? Not much really

Not true and quite homosexual.

You're conspiring against your own intelligence agency apparently and boasting about it while claiming that they know you are. If you were real you wouldn't be alive for very long.

There's a coup you retard, its an intelligence war

is dis you?

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Holy fuck this is autistic.

Nope, its good old schizophrenic.

sage, non-political

No this me, BTW I'm announcing myself to people watching

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With that potato face my dude is definitely on the spectrum

Mental case

I actually do have Aspergers syndrome

have you worked with james casbolt/michael prince or max spiers?

>but I am a very high ranking agent
Get help user. I mean it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMYFUCKHAHAHAHAHA

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>its an intelligence war
it sure is

Of ocurse you fucking are, god Jow Forums is pathetic

>needing an rfid chip to pick up the transmission
What a fucking pleb. Also.. >"im the antichrist" No, you are just a faggot.

I am an even higher ranking agent and this guy is actually the real pedophile in deep cover

kys

Guys how much of Jow Forums, Q, and conspiracy forums is just people with schizophrenia talking with other people with schizophrenia?

So's most of Jow Forums

>Satan mocks autists in their own home
Digits check out

>I'm a useless bored LARPING retard. No one would ever read my writing in any other format, because I am so bland, so limp, so lacking in creativity, poetry, gravitas or anything to offer the world whatsoever.

schizo schizo schizo

Hey fuck you, it's not schizophrenia! It's just mild schizoid retardation + years of heavy marijuana use + years of staring at the TV and/or youtube "documentaries" + onset of dementia.

Obsidian cavier bubbles
buoy and sail in
pale green bile foam,
Pulsing steam against cool fag-end West-end pavement
Outlined in nightclub rose neon,
pickled in peach schnapps.
Oozing fifty quid sophistication into the cracks of London's ground

I wrote that

I have a schizophrenic friend who says literally the exact same things as you. Part of a big operation, he's antichrist etc.

>posting “I have Aspergers” on Jow Forums
No shit. This is like announcing you masturbate on a Pornhub forum.

pajeets do just that
not bad

I love when bipolars think they are me.
I've been mindraping demons for half a decade now.
You aren't making headway, your onion routed man in the middle skin through the SES has ended and you are being fed false information and you still haven't caught on.
Pathetic.
Pedo bonfires all through '19

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nigger have you worked with james casbolt/michael prince or max spiers? do you know them?

No I do not

Thanks

>this thread

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So are you going to take out the Saxe-((Coburgs)) anytime soon?

Do you work with American MI or Plus Ultra?

Most schizo thing I've read in a while...

You liking the timeline bro?

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Where'd that CIA badge guy go?

LARPers need to be fucking gassed

it keeps me busy

not cia. but in the know.

Interesting, anything you wanna share?