Stories from my time as a scout.
>be 10 y/o me
>go on an overnight cub campout
>has fun activites
>be one of the bad but popular kids in the group
>we had to bring something to put in a geocache
>devilish.jpg
>day of geocache comes
>geocache is passed onto me for the day ( last person who got it )
>whip out condoms and tampons
>fill it to the top
>scout master hides it
>in the morning, scout master is screaming at everyone
>turns out, the beavers ( thats canadian for a 6 year old scout ) found them and thought they were balloons
Got more. Wanna hear?
Stories from my time as a scout
Adrian Jenkins
Hunter Price
epic greentext man
Ryan Richardson
>be me
>scout, 12 y/o now
>another campout
>smuggled in booze
>we were all country and had nothing else to do
>beg scoutmaster to have our own tent
>he gives in
>pull out Sourpuss, Fireball, and Pabst
>pretty much on a mountain so we just throw our cans away
>have some mouthwash so scoutmaster can't smell it on our breath
>we start drinking the Sourpuss and Fireball after downing all the Pabst
>8 of us btw
>we get fucking shitfaced, and soon enough we almost drank everything
>kid walks to edge of mountain to dispose of the booze
>we all realize its a bad idea
>we all click at the same time and sprint out of the tent quietly
>the kid is wobbling near the mountain edge
>he slips
>another kid grabs him by the legs fucking swiftly
>saved his fucking life
>they stumbled backwards into scoutmasters tent
>got a suspension from scouts for two months along with a thorough bag check every trip
>mfw
James Brooks
OP here, accidentally clicked off thread. fml
Leo Howard
OP here, btw. accidentally clicked off thread
Jayden Smith
>stumbled backwards into scoutmasters tent
>no molesting
Boring
Camden Russell
there was a molestation rumour if you want to hear it
Jace Perez
>be me
>be in swedish scouts, leaders of the taters
>steal panties of trans scouts
>burn panties and put up lgbt flag with a swastika
>make trans campers eat my cum
>trick trans campers out in woods and leave them there
>search party and angry parents
>laugh in their face tell them I hope their kids are dead
>kids found ;(
Jonathan Evans
fuckin trans scouts
Charles Hall
i remember being 11 too
Levi Thompson
They hade to fill a trans quota and here hrt treatment can start at age 8
Brandon Lee
Yes :3
Camden Howard
>be 12 still
>recently allowed back
>parents had just got a new trailer and gave me their old toyhauler just for scouts
>had a secret buisness
>you see, being horny teens we needed to diddle
>my trailer had a kind of small room in the back
>pretty much hidden
>cut open pillow, hot glue zipper onto it
>stash it with porn mags,lotion,tissue, and a trash can
>kids would pay 10$ to ' take a break '
>20$ a night included a flashlight
>this would lead to what i call, The Scout Jerk Company
>scoutmaster heard a rumor
>searched my trailer
>found my pillow
>came back from hiking to find my trailer door wide open
>ran over to scoutmasters tent
>" SCOUTFAG! SOMEONE BROKE INT- "
>scoutmaster jacking off to my mags
>blackmailed him
Not joking. Want some more stories of The Scout Jerk Company?
Grayson Richardson
Molestation rumor
>had a temporary scout leader
>fucking disgusting creep
>got super mad at one of my friends
>asked him to come to talk to him
>friend came back with ruffled hair
>broke out crying and ran to his parents
>scoutfag ran off to his truck
Kevin James
Please continue these are epic
Justin Brown
>be scout
>get drunk and high on camping trips
Good shit desu senpai great times
Hudson James
>since blackmailing scoutfag, i had more buisness ideas
>added weed and booze
>kid in scout troop has a very bad reaction to weed
>first time trying
>he takes a hit
>coughs
>five minutes in our whole troop are pissing themselves laughing
>kid is crying is joy because of shower
>while he was high he accidentally turned on the shower
>he was literally crying of joy
>after a while we calmed him down
>began explaining to us about how amazing showers were
>than he started yelling " SPACE MEN "
>one of my friends corrected him
> " You mean astronauts you dumb fuck? "
>kid turns around
>began violently punching him repeatdly in the face
>blood everywhere
>ripped him off
>from that day on we called him space man
Noah Jones
OP here
>live in northern Alberta
>scout troop giving me lots of money
>scoutmaster can't do anything about it
>earned 200 dollars that trip
>and an tard just joined the troop
>fml.jpeg
>autist asks me whats in the backroom
>tell him a tv
>he runs into the room
>someone is inside
>retard looks at the mag while the scout is telling him to piss off
>the mag is black women
>retard looks delighted
>" CHOCOLATE WOMEN! "
>whut.laserdisc
>tard grabs the porno mag
>pulls down his pants
>starts fucking rubbing the mag on his dick
>all while yelling CHOCOLATE WOMEN
>he cums
>wait no
>he pisscums
>its a mix of tard piss and tard cum
>thank god it only went onto wall
>he thanks and leaves the trailer pants still off
>secretly threw the mag into the fire
>cleaned the walls like a mexican maid
>mfw
Thomas Reed
...is this real? the US scouts was pressured into letting in fags, are we only a few years behind letting in trans abominations in too??
Bentley Gray
The one about hormones is real.. not the troop one lol
Jaxon Jackson
You should work at an oil sands camp and start your business up again.
James Lee
OP, you are possibly the most based leaf I've ever seen.
I'm trying to think of anything I did in scouts that could even be worth greentexting....