Tfw you will never get your boibutton pressed by a rock hard bepper

so you want to put a huge rock hard dicke that reaches all spots and pushes against your prostate uh?

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Rather then complaining about not getting any dick, how about trying to?

haha you all ghey lol

I'm not gay

uhh yes please that would be great

I wasn't complaining until op said it would never happen

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Lol you fucking faggots

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>"AAAAAAAA I WANT A DICK IN MEEEEEEEEE"
>btw i'm not gay stop hitting on me silly bois :3
what?
Fuck him, make it happen.

Rock paper bepper

not true please delete

nah I don't know him
I'll just keep trying to find a bf

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Nope nigga, you're gay

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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
By "fuck him" i meant "don't listen to him".
Also good luck, hope you find one.

dick isn't gay lad

How can you say you arent gay when you want a huge deluxe bepper in your brithole?
at least this user is honest

ran out of smug anime girls on this pc so have some gay prostate estimulation

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All brits in this thread would love a big, haired, sticky, juicy and stinky dick in their buttholes

Are you the Spanish user who posted his dick in Ritsu's thread?

Yes

yeah but you're not a dick though are you
just a dick lover

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>benis size difference
hot

also lies please delete

You can lie here but not lie to your mind

;)

Hey do you happen to know anything about what happened to Belarus-chan? I think I remember you posting in her threads, right? She hasn't posted in a while.

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Benis size difference is based and redpilled

Just a reminder that your dick is small and if any brits met you IRL, they'd laugh in your face.
>inb4 "but Ritsu liked it ;)"
He was being nice to you, didn't want to be rude.
I have no clue since i haven't posted in her last threads.
I know there's an American user that avatarfags that blue-haired girl from Nichijou who used to orbit Belarus-chan.
Maybe he knows something.

Alright, I'll ask him if I see him. Thanks.

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nu there's nothing gay about wanting to fugged in the butt

only good fetish tb h

Like I said before: 1 - right now is hairy, 2 - I wasn't hard at all, I wanted to take the picture fast for Ritsu.

>nu there's nothing gay about wanting to fugged in the butt
That phrase is a complete contradiction

I-its just h-hairy! I wasnt entirely h-hard!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAAH

Dude, that's the truth. Fully erected is like 15,5 cm, that's not small. What about you?

if someone gets trips I’ll post my mutt bepper

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aaa lad whatr you doing
still not small though

15,5cm erect is average though isn't it? I'm bigger than that even.

Oh yes I will. Every time I’m drunk I get it right up the butt

Its 21cm hard and cleanly shaven

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>21cm
holy smokes tsundere spain

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So you want me to believe it just because you say it

In europe average goes from 12,90 cm to 14,70.

Nordic countries like Sweden or Norway are a little bigger: 14,70 to 16,10

aaaaa everyone is tsun spain

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This thread was gay from the start, so don't blame us

I'm confused now

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you must know by know

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Remember earlier when I said you were all faggots?
Yup, sure enough now you're all arguing over who has the bigger dick

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No, easy statistics anyone can search in google. Not specially interested in dicks exept mine

What makes you think I am tsunspain
I havent called anyone ghey in this thread
I have posted it before heh
Who do you think ritsu was referring to when talking about "the other spaniard who showed me his dick"?

Won't search it, anyway, now I know what another spaniard Ritsu was talking about

the thread started off with a bong wanting to get fugged in the bum so that's not a very impressive premonition

Is this..!? Could it be..!? One of the rare gay threads on Jow Forums???

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Stop showing your dick to kids, sick spanish pedo

I meant his dicke

this thread? I doubt it

Ssp probably has a 8cm dick tho
Would explain his fucked up fetishes and pedophilia

>kids
>Jow Forums

You mean the other spaniard here?

This is the fucking first thread is when i wake up fuck you faggots

What time is there?

ye
I thought everyone had seen it by now

All I know is that spainards on this board have a tendency to show their dicks to ritsu

>I thought everyone had seen it by now
Well, no, I heard about a spaniard who said to have a big dick but didn't talked with it then

Why not? It's funnyand lewd, specially if he/she wants it

I want ssp to show his dick to ritsu to complete the circle

the unholy trinity of gay spaniards

I believe what this dude said pretty much

We aren't gay, but for myself I can say I have a very free sexuality

Who cares, I don't care about anons dick sizes, I only care about the principle of the holy trinity of gay spainards

Its more of a duocracy of gay spaniards and a bi spaniard on the side
I like bageen

What would be the point of that?

But are you really gay or are you just larping?

It's pretty gay to get off on showing a bunch of males on the internet your dick

2:30pm

It's just funny mate.

You wake up so late?

I guess... ?

I like women and cute boys
Im not a big hairy men gay, that shit is disgusting

Twinks and traps are good
Wont deny it, but doesnt make me like women any less

So you are bisexual with a preference (in the men side) of femenine men

Why would it be gay?

I went to bed at 11 and sometimes i like to stay in bed after i wake up

>implying

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implying what?

plz commit die

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What's a boibutton and a bepper?
Sorry for my ignorance

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REIKO STOP

>boibutton
El punto G masculino, localizado en el ano

>bepper
Pene, básicamente

How come I understand all of this? Is it the power of knowing the context or something?

gay

You know spanish? That's pretty awesome!

Yep, this thread was gay from the start

we can arrange for wood to be up against your body

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The thing is I don't