Preg boy

Preg boy

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how do achieve this body

gomad-ss

superglue your buttplug, fag

Instructions unclear
Butt-plug suck in butt

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reformat and try again

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Update windows

del sys32
type run
press play

windows is pay to play install linux

Just fuck already

I would have to be on top

uninstall gentoo

Jokes on you I have a mac

jokes on you I have a mac and cheese

and be a female, fag

what type of cheese

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edam what else could it be?

edam cheze is shit teir
bitches got no calcium

what would an American know
you eat cheese from aerosol cans

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You're just butthurt that aerosol cows can only be grown in America

then why does the can have 'made in china' on it?

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because china is an American Territory

females are gay

>didn't win Korean war
>claims Chinese territory
kek

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can you two please take this to a different thread? this is for preg boy

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Then how do you explain china Illinois

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yes I am a female

and australia is BTFO forever. mission acomplished my fellow United Statian

American unoriginality in naming

Achmeds razor eliminated your argument

Australians are too powerful to be defeated by a tier 800 argument it has to at least be over 9000 tiers

we need to increase our power then

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shrodingers cat brings it back

Schrodinger cat is dead

or is it?

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he will be soon

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Somebody opened the box and inside there was just a mcdonalds cheeseburger and a note saying "libtard trolled epic style"

why did they leave you a note?

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because I am Isaac Newton

an autistic English virgin with a fear of apples?
fitting

I can't be afraid of apple because I use a mac

then you can't be Isaac newton
checkmate again

So you admit that you're checking me out and you wanna mate

I admit nothing and you can't make me
m8

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I just got you to admit that you admit nothing

your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her

Your tongue is sharp as a soup spoon and your mind is as shallow as a bowl of soup

it was a statement not an admitting
brush up on gramma, isaac

say what you want about me, but lay off the soup

an admission is a type of statement

Why don't you marry soup

nope
go back to apples

apples and oranges is a grammar game

because im already married
to justice

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Only A blind woman would marry you

oh yeah? well when god was passing out insight you thought he said that when god was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets because your're soul has diarrhea of the mouth

which I just won

your adventure has ended

Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions

Real winners don't play card games

Now that's a 'man' who deserves to be lashed to a cross.

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i dont know , do you?

We can play this game all night

first of all, its day time and this is no game

check mate

so you admit you were checkin me out, and you wanna mate

You got a license to sell Hotdogs chico man

no they wouldnt give it to me because when i was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out

Oh Yea? You only got one Peni? let me see it

see with your eyes, not with you're mouth

I'll call your bluff , I'll see your penis with your mouth, And I raise you with my hand

ante up

Bhooo dammit

whats wrong

I crapped out, But I'm tough I can suck ut up *slurps*

ok, count of three, we show whats under the loin cloth


weiner
take
all

One

two

Three.