I'm going to post this everyday until you get Monster Energy addicted

Redbull is the nectar of the gods; it's not the Redbull that is expensive, but the others energy drinks that are cheap af, probably 'cause mixed with chemicals and plastic.
Enjoy your cancer while i get my wings.

mhm

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Your are just liking Redbull because they print their brand logo on all your fancy cars.
Dude you are literally brainwashed by the (((them))), only a can of Monster Energy can clean it again.

Next are you telling me Coca Cola is better than Pepsi lole.

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no he drinks it in pubg

it is

absolutely based
absolute cringe

>ruski
>doesnt like pepsi
what

>Next are you telling me Coca Cola is better than Pepsi lole.
Yes. Coca Cola is better overall, with a godly aftertaste, while pepsi tastes like dirty water filled with sugar substitute

fat

You know what?
Ireland is a better country overall, with a godly aftertaste, while Italian is like dirty water filled with spaghetti substitute.

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I'm already addicted to J E S U S

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Monster vs Red bull is the Asuka vs Rei of energy drinks. The cultured man knows Burn is the patrician choice just as Misato is best eva girl

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Would you like a ointment? 'Cause you're clearly butthurted

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average pepsi drinker

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average monster drinker

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what if i already am?
based

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this guy knows (but just a bit)

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But I already am. I've drunk 1-2 almost every day for the last 7 years

>god if I could have those thousands of dollars back

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Burn is literally the energy drink of the poor. Literally watered juice

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fuck off kike

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shut up faggot

i love finns

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me too

bulgarians are cuter tho

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whoa what
n-no u

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Redbull > Green Monster > literal shit > anything else

RedBulsl are fcking expensive in Bulgaria
Monster all the way

no its Redbull > Monster Rehab > Monster Zero > Green Monster > literal shit >anything else

hmmm true

this

I can't stand Rehab or Zero actually. But at least you accepted Redbull as your lord and saviour.

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yep Redbull is top tier

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>monster rehab & zero better than the green one
the bait
this

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>bait
just personal preference, I guess.

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Spain is part of the master race. Who could have guessed?

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i don't love bulgarians anymore
monster is sweeter than red bull but more expensive. Red Bull wins in price, Monster sweetness

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This

I don't really care for the sweetness, I just like the taste.

who cares
hey, at least I didnt say the green monster is shit or something

monster rehab is great nigga

based

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