How do I get blood stains out of my carpet?

- tub
- slice major blood vessels, fill with water and empty drain, rinse and repeat the body is much lighter once it's been drained of blood, which will make it easy to carry
- dispose of body parts. obviously a cremation oven, pigs, acid or some other way of destroying the parts wholly is best, but it's not typically available. Burying them in separate secluded locations is the next best option. If all else fails, just try to get them away from the site
- clean the tub with bleach

Thanks now I'm golden

Have you ever done anything with acid before? It is horrible at disposing of shit

Lick them.

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Club soda doesn't work, that's just a myth. I suggest a mixture of vinegar and hydrogen peroxide. That's what my dad told me to use when mommy cut herself and went out to get band aids.

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it has to be coca cola, anything else isn't potent enough. And it has to be over the course of a few days to see an effect.

Big pot and lye

Have you tried not bleeding on your carpet

Throw away carpet and buy new one :^)
chop up into bite size pieces, sautee it and serve to people at a wedding or some shit

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cut into pieces, put to roast with onions sauce, pick up the roasted meat and throw in a river, GG

oh of course

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Hydrogen peroxide.
Take his car out innawoods and take off one of the tires. Throw his fat ass in the trunk. Place the tire on top of him. Douse with gasoline and light on fire.

If you're in a rural region I would suggest burning the body out in the woods and then smash the bones into bone meal and throw it into a lake.

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what u do shit post

Nothing

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you throw it out