God, I wish that were me
God, I wish that were me
what the fuck
they seem to go into a bit too much detail for this to be real and not some freaks fantasy
>braps
The absolute state of american education
A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.
are you an advocate of home schooling?
if i had kids i'd do it
does the body produce sulfur or is it ingested somehow this is important
our bodies only excrete that which we ingest
we do not make new matter inside our ass
Incest can be pretty good desu
Sulfur may be referred to as a somewhat "forgotten" mineral that you don't hear mentioned very often, but it's very important for optimal body function. Scientists are now saying it's possible you're not getting enough sulfur in your diet, in spite of the fact that it's found in so many foods.
Some of the most excellent sources are high-protein foods such as organic, pastured eggs, grass-fed meats, nuts and wild-caught Alaskan salmon, and it's also found in leafy greens like kale, spinach and broccoli, as well as in onions and garlic.
that was absolutely not answering my question
yeah i figured but i'm trying to work out what even contains sulfur in my diet
>he doesn’t know
>actually being helpful
What the fuck
the teacher was also a literal 400 pound lardass making it 50x more disgusting
It says here, "OP's a faggot!"
How do you get fat on your forehead?
IT DOESN'T FUCKING SAY THAT
Kek'd
It does say that!
I'm the one who wrote it.
Erase it!
DELET THIS
this literally can't be real. this is literally fanfiction of what someone wants the most. i;m with you OP, god i wish that was me
so eggs smell like silphur because they have sulphur in them? the more u know
It's too late, OP!
I gave the rights to warner brothers and they're making it into a movie.
Starring ryan reynolds
Deadpool 3?
No, Deadpool is own by Fox not warner brothers.
blade 4?
yeah
cool