Starts vacuum

>starts vacuum
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>sweetie it's 10 am time to get up
>give me your dirty laundry and I'll clean it
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOM GET OUT I WAS UP LATE PLAYING 100% OJ WITH MY FRIENDS
>well isn't that nice
>today we're having 100% OJ for breakfast
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NO MOM GET OUT I NEED TO SLEEP
>okay I'll just grab your cum stained socks then
MOM THEY'RE NOT CUM STAINED I'M ON NO FAP MY FEET ARE JUST SWEATY GET OUT
>cracks Diet Coke
>sip
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>6:00 Am and it's time to wake up and get ready for church.

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>5 am time to get ready for school
Also hey SHIT POST I missed your faggot ass. I'll use a bipod next time.

1.) I wake up at 5 am daily
2.) I don't have any friends and I don't play video games like a degenerate man-child.
3.) I live alone, would greatly appreciate if my folks came by and cleaned up out of the kindness of their hearts

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At lest his mom nice about it not like "get you all up nigger and go get a job you fucking neet!"

>4.) I'm a gigantic faggot

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boomers are heckin' based

>I don't play video games like a degenerate man-child.
>2.) I don't have any friends
I wonder if the reason you don't have friends is because of your autistic hatred of literally just a form of entertainment?

>reverse Kot Tok ID

>I'll use a bipod next time.
What?

>I missed your faggot ass

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its actually pretty nice, wouldn't mind at all

I live because you suck!
t. native north american

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I guess even bant loves their mom's.
Dirty Aztec rape mutt. You live because you suddenly stop to get fucked in the ass by niggers.

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>Be native north americans
>Can't build temples
t. dumb native north american

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>be Aztecs
>screw up so bad not even white people can stop it
>whole nation of half Spanish half monkey retards
>call it Mexico
>only noteworthy thing is drugs and crime
t. Half monkey retard

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>Be native north americans
>Die from blankets
t. John Smiths bastard children's

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>be Aztec
>die to shiny bois
t. Montezumas sacrificial rape children

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As many as 240,000 Aztecs are estimated to have died, according to the Florentine Codex, during the eighty days.
>t. Montezumas sacrificial rape children
It was a political stunt.
t. NavaHoe

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FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!
WORST THEN HITLER I SAY!

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Most of the northern native Americans actually died to plague before the white people came brought by dirty Spanish explorers. Conservative estimates say 70% but the actual numbers seem closer to 85-90%.
>navahoe
Dogs.
t. Azkek

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can you guys explain the lore of boomer mom, dad and son? I know the basic presm ise.

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What do you think the world would be like if we discover metals before Europe did?
If we questioned everything like the Greek philosophizer.

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>REI

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