I ordered a dildo off amazon today, i don't think this is a good idea

I ordered a dildo off amazon today, i don't think this is a good idea

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/kick A1tdBUa2

unless you are gay.

then throw it at someone just use it for something funny u dumb faggot

wow amazon really do sell everything

Mother's Day was months ago.

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no u

if grill--->good idea
if guy---->faggot

guess

>amazon
good luck dying of poison when you stick chinese plastic in your bum

girl(male)

UH OH
the GAY did something GAY XD
very funny friend!

faggot

male(male)

>he didn't just make a dildo out of a toy lightsaber

>amazon
you absolute retard
you know dildos that are sold on amazon and ebay have probably been used before right?

fake news

oh so you're just a poofter

there's literally nothing gay about using a dildo

actual dumb ass

prove it

how much did you buy it for?

whole new twist to 'Luke, I am your father'

12.69 plus tip

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EWWWWW
DILDOS DEPRECIATE WITH USE
THAT HAS DEFINITELY BEEN USED YOU DUMB BURGER
GO TO AN ADULT STORE IF YOU WANT TO BUY A DILDO

its not a second hand dildo, this isn't ebay

hurr durr durr durr

stfu fag

herpa durr durr it not ebay so it not been used hurr im so smort

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shut up bitch

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me name sweaty, me very smort like grug
me have big brain

>australia
go kiss a kangaroo ugly

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>america
go kiss a big mac ugly

you mad bongboi

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big dumb stupid second hand dildo using ameripoop

amazon sells new shit dumb fucking absolute retard fuck off idiot

do those things really just run around everywhere like deer? what a fucked country you guys live in.

hurr durr a derp a derp

why are you talking like that. is it your prisoner accent?

it's me bringing myself down to your level of intelligence

um no sweetie I am VERY smart. the smartest

poo very sticky uh, very icky yuh

at least your head is on straight

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