My only two friends are now a couple so I can't be friends with them anymore

my only two friends are now a couple so I can't be friends with them anymore

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You can be their threeway.

You can kill yourself

at least you have your blog

Yes

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That's great

Dogs make better friends

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i had the opposite problem where i made friends with a couple but then they broke up and i realized i dont particularly care for these people individually

That's literally perfect though, all you have to do now is be their dm for d&d

fucking normalfags

So it's your first day alone? Cute.

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Why does that make you unable to be friends with them any more?

Normalfags can't balance their life between gf and friends and will dump you once they found a mating partner.

the hard truth

ANAL SEX

fuck off korbo

not true most of the time, don't listen to this fucking autist

Bad Nicemark

How it usually goes:

>user and anon2 are friends
>anon2 gets GF
>user is salty as fuck that his prospect boibutt has a gf and waits for the first occasion that anon2 cancels a plan or can't attend the same shit you've been doing for the past 10 years because GF
>user chimps out
>anon2 realises user is a cunt
>anon2 carries on being friends with anon3, anon4 and everyone else mature enough but stops talking to user because he has become an uncontrollable jealous retard
>user tells everyone "wahhh all my friends leave me for GF!"

The absolute state of Jow Forums: normalfags telling robots how to behave on their fucking imageboard.

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I have friends. It does happen sometimes but indeed, it's generally not true.
In my experience it is more common if the friend in question hasn't had a gf before