I'm never gonna get my dick sucked, am I lads?
I'm never gonna get my dick sucked, am I lads?
not with that kind of mentality
Don't worry, you'll bone somebody one day.
At least you don't have to worry about being taken advantage of/raped, or people talking down to you because of your sex.
If a girl raped me I would be genuinely happy
There are no downsides
don’t worry dude, we have a lot of skeletons in the closet
It's emotionally traumatizing.
Emotionally traumatizing my ass
If a girl had the gaul to have sex with me I would be estatic
I have no idea what you're going on about
Come on anyone, you've got to be ribbing us, haven't you got at least a girlfriend once?
what if she was ugly?
I don't care if she had horns and teeth longer than my toes, if she is a woman, i would fuck her
i dont believe you.
i do not care
i want my dick sucked
badly
I'll suck ur dick
Thats hard when you don't have one, skelly
If you get circumcised there is a chance.
ok roastie
shutup
i am
I didn't think it would ever happen until it did, July 2017. And I've had sex with 7 girls since then (all regrettably).
if you just cut off your dick then you wouldn't have to worry about it anymore
>regrettably
are you fucking kidding me
you smash 7 women and you regret it?
if i had the ability to fuck 7 women, i think they'd have to put me in a loony house
>tfw never going to get my dick jerked