I'm never gonna get my dick sucked, am I lads?

I'm never gonna get my dick sucked, am I lads?

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not with that kind of mentality

Don't worry, you'll bone somebody one day.

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At least you don't have to worry about being taken advantage of/raped, or people talking down to you because of your sex.

If a girl raped me I would be genuinely happy
There are no downsides

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don’t worry dude, we have a lot of skeletons in the closet

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It's emotionally traumatizing.

Emotionally traumatizing my ass
If a girl had the gaul to have sex with me I would be estatic
I have no idea what you're going on about

Come on anyone, you've got to be ribbing us, haven't you got at least a girlfriend once?

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what if she was ugly?

I don't care if she had horns and teeth longer than my toes, if she is a woman, i would fuck her

i dont believe you.

i do not care
i want my dick sucked
badly

I'll suck ur dick

Thats hard when you don't have one, skelly

If you get circumcised there is a chance.

ok roastie
shutup
i am

I didn't think it would ever happen until it did, July 2017. And I've had sex with 7 girls since then (all regrettably).

if you just cut off your dick then you wouldn't have to worry about it anymore

>regrettably
are you fucking kidding me
you smash 7 women and you regret it?
if i had the ability to fuck 7 women, i think they'd have to put me in a loony house

>tfw never going to get my dick jerked