Be me 12 years old

>think for hours
>sneak out of house early
>get to school at 6:30
>somehow connect to the chat room
>begin to sketch my porn
>most of it the principle
>counted all
>57 drawings made
>writing hand sore as fuck
>took exactly 2 hours
>ended the drawing with a note
>I wil return soon. Let this historic day be known as, The Porn Purge of '09
>put my new DS in plastic baggie
>dug deep into soil of flower bed in front of school
>put soil back on top, mark it with 3 sticks
>make my way to bus stop
>bus picks me up
>people start spilling into school, DS's in everyones hand
>people connect to General School Chat Room
>since chatrooms are limited to 16 people each, the school bought tons of DS's to make a general chatroom
>when kids connected so errupted into a porn madness
>principle so enraged he called the police department
>had to talk to us about the chatrooms, and how any explicit drawings will be reported to police department
>a new challenge?
>chatrooms had to be shut down for most of the month
>not the end

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pls i need more

hello where are the posts

Fuck. This is was probably the most historic moment of my life. Someone please send this to some greentext account on instagram or some shit.
>13 now, juvenile delinquint
>after police incident
>principle on DS for long time
>principle's birthday
>decide to get him a 'gift'
>Pokemon HeartGold
>it would be so that he got addicted to playing pokemon, and would be off the chatroom
>dropped it on his desk with a sappy note than left
>watched thru the office glass
>takes it out
>plays it
>my time to strike
>porndump.gif
>drawings of staff
>but this time, i came prepared
>my cousin knew how to corrupt a cartridge so that it would crash the DS
>watching thru window as i see his screen go black
>fetile attempts to turn it on
>lunchtime
>pornpurge
>know this is a huge fucking risk that could get me expelled
>get cousin to call school posing as my dad that i will be picked up early
>go out of school front doors
>sneak around back with yellow glove, balaclava, and cheap hoodie
>take a few deep breaths set off a smoke bomb
>pull fire alarm
>get blue dye on me as a result
>run like Usain Bolt into cousin's car
>take off clothes and such
>school spilling out from the back
>creep out from car and of course, connect DS
>realize out TV's have one of those bluetooth ones
>hop onto secretary computer
>type up pornhub and connect
>gay porn blares thru TV
>get into every single chatroom and explode it with porn drawings and porn links
>my work here is done, but not completed
>tell cousin to put the petal to the metal
>once i get home, i get a call from friend explaining what happend
>said whoever did this is a legend
>he sure is
>oh boy, the next one will be the icing on the cake

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sure buddy thanks for the r/greentext karma

im hoping someone does a reading video of nintendik

Cya on Reddit my guy

user I'm waiting

The Final Story of Nintendick.
>after incident, school closed down the orginal servers and opened up a new one
>why the fuck thou, nintendick would just strike back
>about to graduate grade 9
>my last year, of grateness.
>fake sick to stay home
>something drastic needs to be done
>call up cousins
>explain what needs to be done
>i will go down in history
>cousins bring laptops and hide in the panels of roof
>tell everyone we should use general chat again
>run to intercom
>secretary confused as fuck
>speak in a deep voice
>WHO IS READY FOR THE 2ND ANNUAL PORN PURGE
>run out of office
>hear manic screams of yes in hallway
>everyone connects
>a collection of 250 different sex scenes of the principle
>connect Pornhub, Xvideos, Redtube all into the TV's full blast
>moaning in hallways
>principle catches me in a full black suit with a latex duck mask on and a black hoodie, blow up doll and jeans
>tries to run at me, fuming
>duck down
>flies over me face first
>run into his office
>pull printed out pictures of porn and tape them everywhere and placed blow up doll to chair
>we all ditch, with everything still running
>bought cheap old laptops
>leave them running with no trace
>hightail the fuck outta there
>me and my cousins both high fived each other, panting
>got a call from school, parents werent home
>an message saying that there was break-in at school, police have been called and sexual images were viewed amungst peers
>nobody has still found me out to this day
>but i am proud to be, nintendick

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wipes tear from face stands up and claps

who are you quoting

Absolutely madman

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Subbed

who are you quoting

a true god and a legend
thank you for sharing, archived for future generations

am i the only one who wants nintendick fanart

I WOULD DIE IF THIS HAPPEND

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SOMEONE MAKE NINTENDICK FANART AND EMAIL IT TO ME PLEASEE

Here, now give me big boobs goth gf

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it's beautiful

Would my shitty anglo english accent be good for this? I wouldn't mind editing and putting a video up for it.

make it as shitty as possible to make fun of all the youtube channels who read greentexts in text-to-speech

Alright I have a bant channel I only have 3 videos and they're all shit.

youtube.com/channel/UCGvjOfLfhE--RXu-S_RkXoA?view_as=subscriber

Here's my channel incase you miss the thread I'll put up later today for the video, I'll probably finish it in less than 2 hours anyway it's an easy video format to make