Be me, drunk

>Be me, drunk
>Approach random girl in pic related
>Chat her, notice she’s wearing a nice belt
>Compliment it, jokingly ask to buy it for a few bucks
>She immediately unbuckles her belt and takes it off, mind you in a public space
>”of course you can have my belt!”
>Wtf.jpg
>She on right takes pic related with friend...actually her belt in hand...she's holding the belt buckle
>Friend comes back and I have to catch a bus...I drunkenly leave with some random girl’s belt

Did she think I was a Chad?

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Short answer -- Yes :)

She even wanted me to try it on too. Like she just pulled it off her jeans immediately...for no more than 10 bucks. Chatted for a bit after that lol

Lol can you give a long answer? I'm trying to understand this.

You offered her money, of course she'd comply, she's a roastie and roasties love money

>"What's your name, user?"
>"Try it on, user. Oh you already have one on, nevermind"
>"When I wear it I buckle it at this hole"

One of the most random encounters
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Crazier things have have happened. Calm your tits.

of course, but considering it in context

no she just the ugly friend

Objectively false

Long answer -- Yes , sir ; )

Things are starting to make sense now...say random weird shit and girls think it's cute it seems

Bump

did you get her number?

Okay, this is going into my screencap bant folder XD

Sadly no...yes I fucked up

Hmm if I see her should I give this back?

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you could offer to, that could even be a sort of excuse to meet up again.

Wonder how much this belt is even worth

Definitely ain’t Gucci

nigga straight up took a hoes belt yo

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Naw, she poor

I'll feel bad if next time I see her and she has a string through her belt loops...I'm an ass

user I bet next time you see her she has a Gucci belt on...ask to buy again and see what happens

I mean I'm not going to just carry around her belt while I'm at the same place...guess if I see her just bring up if she wants her belt back?

Just fuck her like chad

Sure she'd be down...when she started taking her belt off in front of everyone I was like what's happening here...should have seen it user

Congratulations!

Thanks user!

Yeah. If you were really Chad you would've asked for her pants next. Then you would fuck her and finally lose your virginity.

hot

^^

Well wtf do I do with her belt now?

Smack her butte

Maybe I'll sell it or some shit

Anons, give me some ideas about what to do with her belt now

use it as cocke ringe and fappe wid it

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Drunk

those bitches are absolute ogres

She was cool...I do find the idea of her having to hold up her jeans by hand the rest of the night quite funny though.