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One line at a time
I'll start
>be me
Jow Forums writes a story
>be born 1988
>Be in a mafioso family
>be a faggot
>father beats me with his belt for being a fag
>that's because my mother left him and he's now married to a Philippine eagle
>tfw you were the mother so you could get beaten as a child
>decide to beat your child anyway as a strong independent equal woman
i am convinced you are my ex
>who am I even quoting?
>The mother got tired of small philippine pee pee and kyssed herself
zounds.mov
and that is how I was castrated
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>THAT DAY i READ A BOOK WRITTEN BY WHITLEY STREIBER AND REALISED THAT NOT ONLY ARE ALIENS TOTALLY REAL, BUT THAT THEY LIKE TO SMOKE THOUSANDS OF CIGARETTES FOR NO REASON
nigs
>get shot
>get unshot
>big sister presses her big butt against my crotch
>my dick explodes
>sis walks around with my cum on her nice ass
>kms
end
>be me
>be born 1988
>be in a Mafioso family
>be a faggot
>father beats me with his belt for being a fag
>that's because my mother left him and now he's married to a Philippine eagle
>tfw you were the mother so you could get beaten as a child
>decide to beat your children anyway as a strong independent equal woman
>who am I even quoting?
>the mother got tired of small Philippine pee pee and kyssed herself
>zounds.mov
>and that is how I was castrated
>that day I read a book written by whitlet streiber and realised that not only are aliens totally real but that they like to smoke thousands of cigarettes for no reason
>nigs
>get shot
>get unshot
>big sister presses her big butt against my crotch
>my dick explodes
>sis walks around with my cum on her nice ass
>kms
a leaf redirected me here
>be me
>your dade suck me