Jow Forums writes a story

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I'll start
>be me

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>on a bridge

>the bridge falls

>& you won't guess what happened next:

>I am le die

>can we get 50 likes?

>oh wait fell in river, floating downstream

>this is so sad

>forget how to swim

>hit a rock with my cock

>this is so sad

>Alexa, can we give millions in foreign aid to Israel

>fuck jews

>river ends in the see

>my leg get eaten by a shark

>shark vores me whole and i go gurgle gurgle in tummy

>shark throws up because I'm a redditor

>the end

>the end2

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>but it was not the end actually, because I am now in a new dimensional plane, becoming a reincarnation of kek

>realize this existence in the fourth plane is worthless, kms

>jk i don't kms, i amimmirtal

>be me
>on a bridge
>the bridge falls
>& you won't guess what happened next:
>I am le die
>can we get 50 likes?
>oh wait fell in river, floating downstream
>this is so sad
>forget how to swim
>hit a rock with my cock
>this is so sad
>Alexa, can we give millions in foreign aid to Israel
>fuck jews
>river ends in the see
>my leg get eaten by a shark
>shark vores me whole and i go gurgle gurgle in tummy
>shark throws up because I'm a redditor
>the end
>the end2
>Theend3thereturn.jpg
>but it was not the end actually, because I am now in a new dimensional plane, becoming a reincarnation of kek
>realize this existence in the fourth plane is worthless, kms
>jk i don't kms, i amimmirtal

> >be me
> >on a bridge
> >the bridge falls
> >& you won't guess what happened next:
> >I am le die
> >can we get 50 likes?
> >oh wait fell in river, floating downstream
> >this is so sad
> >forget how to swim
> >hit a rock with my cock
> >this is so sad
> >Alexa, can we give millions in foreign aid to Israel
> >fuck jews
> >river ends in the see
> >my leg get eaten by a shark
> >shark vores me whole and i go gurgle gurgle in tummy
> >shark throws up because I'm a redditor
> >the end
> >the end2
> >Theend3thereturn.jpg
> >but it was not the end actually, because I am now in a new dimensional plane, becoming a reincarnation of kek
> >realize this existence in the fourth plane is worthless, kms
> >jk i don't kms, i amimmirtal

Wow! From bridge to amimmirtal! Color me impressed

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