Mfw all of these silly little anons think they're doing something to damage me/drive me away...

T-that's where you're wrong, but okay. It's l-legit.

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timestamp and tits or gtfo

If you give her shekels maybe she will do it

Go to ur boifreind memeboi bitch XD

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>wYw

Go to bed raffie

No

What was that bitch

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the fuck are you talking about

Ur mother

Prove it. What was the subject of the email I sent you.

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is it you Alice? i kinda miss you. how are you?

fuck off just kill yourself

its you :(

Are you p-pretending to be me....while also h-having threads attacking me?

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is t-that so...

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ehhh?! who is the real Alice? im confused.

What is with all the fake Alices
The only real one posts tutorials with timestamps

*yawns and cracks her neck* I am.
What can I do for you?

I p-post a lot more than cooking tutorials dear.

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Fake

i just missed you.i was afraid you left Jow Forums. how is it going for you? are you a organ theif?

what kind of accent do you have Alice?

W-why would I leave Jow Forums? Huh?
I've b-been having my period, that's all.

I'm not an organ thief, no.

Just add m-me or come to my chat and I'll c-confirm it:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Discord: Alice#8225
Chat: anekiho.me/chat2/

Jersey girl.

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>believing that is the real Alice

thanks. have a nice day alive
its the real Alice.
she also commented this before
>It's a New Jersey accent, actually

ops meant Alice. but please be happy and stay alive.

As I s-said, feel free to just ask me on my verified accounts.

You t-too.

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awee thanks. i had a rough start. but its going great. anons cheered me up. there are people ehre who actually care for me. even though im a sissy with a name like Ritsu. im really happy they are so caring. please dont leave bant. it is the nicest board on bant

What would i ask?

It's r-really one of the most toxic, but I'm g-glad your experience does not reflect that buddy

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Ask if I'm t-the one posting in this thread. Link me one of m-my posts.

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archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/6186738/#q6188816
just go down. it starts really bad. i know. please dont talk about the stuff i said there. anyways if you go down far people there really cared.

I b-believe you

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Get a room faggots

thanks. people who hurt others are likely hurt themselves.
but we arent doing anything gay

I w-wish that were the case, but experience shows a g-great many people simply wish t-to take their frustrations out on others...

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Surely if they're frustrated, they are hurt

yeah i see. i have done that myself and im not proud of it. i want to become what cheered me on. im going to be nice to everyone as best as i can.

Frustration d-doesn't always imply they are hurt, dear. But I see your point. Seems I've c-convinced you as to my identity?

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This bitch has a repressed little brother fetish and your sheer existence fucking repels me

little brother fetish. uh it doesnt sound that bad i think. im sorry i repel you. i cant be loved by everyone. a hero cant be a hero to everyone. same with a villain.

Holy fuck wake up you dickhead there are other ways to get laid

Yeah, i can't be bothered to message so i just assume

The fuck are you on about

A w-what?

F-fair enough. Sorry to put you out.

I h-have two rules dear. I don't date, and I don't have sex.

So ain't nobody got a chance currently.

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You know that's literally pedophilia right
But go on tell me how it isn't because of your normalfag double standards

Not even shrek would date you ffs

also dont worry about korbo. sometimes he loves and and sometimes he hates you. its just korbo stuff.

>I h-have two rules dear. I don't date, and I don't have sex.
shit rules

What are you implying about shrek?

A l-little brother need not be underaged, though it's s-still incest.

For example, a 30 year old sister having sex with a 25 year old brother would not be pedophilia, but it would still be a little brother.

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im not really a normal person in a sense of what people usually see as a normal person. i believe people have the right to have their weird philias. just dont break the law. fap as much as you want to :)

W-why not? I g-guess I'm much too short and thin, he s-seems to like a woman with meat on her bones.

*shrugs* Probably true, but t-they are mine.

I d-don't worry about him, in fact I've g-got a present for him

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just please dont do anyone under 18. that is bad for them. if you really like young boys.

present? dont do anything bad please it will just worsen him

Why not under 18 :^)?

I d-do not.

*blinks* D-does everyone on Jow Forums assume I'm evil?

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because they arent mature yet. ok maybe if both relly want to. i just dont want young people to be taken advantage of.
no, but krobo has spread many weird stuff to you.

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Hi alice !
What do you think of french peoples ?

And they are all lies.

I l-like your food!

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Hmm. Short cycle but it falls into the timeline
Plus only the real alice would be gross enough to bring it up

i hope. i am really easy to believe dum theories like that. but i bet you probably arent. anyway korbo is a weirdo. he acts very different sometimes. i wonder if he is trolling or have different perosnalities. what is bothering me is when he is acting like pic related he use time and effort. i dont know much about him. but im a bit worried.

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It's n-not gross to have a normal bodily function dear. Everyone poops, and n-no one thinks it is gross to pardon oneself to go to the bathroom.

And it ain't like I showed you pictures or something.

As well, m-my cycle is a bit...erratic.

I t-think he simply needs help and n-no one is helping him.

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Stay mad, rosbeef. We know you're jealous of our poise and beautiful language. Fortunately for you 40% of your vocabulary comes from Latin/French words.

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>sinks your """navy"""

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hiya~

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And yet, I don't feel the need to tell people on the internet that I don't know that I was away because I was taking a shit.
Check yourself.

seems like he used to namefag himself like i used to. anyways he have gone back and forth with *i love you ritsu* too *your exsistence repels me*

anyway he is good with Proxys. but his weekness is language. one time he changed into korea and i knew it. he replied based to his own comment. i asked him if he could speak korean. korbo certainly is a interesting guy. anyways i want to care for him. so please dont get angry and bully him or something anons

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I'm s-sure you would if they asked why you w-were gone

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im worried abou the others. also dont let the bullying get to him. its usually petty stuff a child could do. its kinda cute

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No, no I wouldn't.

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too you*
not him

Then I'm q-quite sure the abnormal one is you, d-dear

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>FR and UK in the IDs

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ASSERTION WITHOUT EVIDENCE

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nice :)

Alice voted for Obama in 2012, and also for Hillary in 2016.
That's all I got to say.

Uh, and also she posts on /soc/, jesus fucking christ you can't get worse than that.

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hahah!

Oh h-hello Sockler

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but she was nice too me. i cant hate her. she has her reasons.

"I had to go to the bathroom"
is not the same thing as
"I had to take a shit"

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>Calling me sockler instead of arguing against my point

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Going or asking too use the bathroom is not gross but talking about you time of the month it no of the other women here have even had the need too say or bring it up.

*flies in cirnos*

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oh mrs normie. nice to meet you again. its been a while. how are you?

W-which is why I did not say "There is a red waterfall in my pants and no one is invited oh god the blood".

I said a euphemism (period).

S-someone asked why I w-was gone.
Thought w-we were all adults and this was a bodily function 50% of the population had to deal with.

*shrugs*

S-still, nice to see you

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