the most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off
The most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off
>the most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off
rather dry life you got there
Drinking for me.
True
>he doesn't eat and wank at the same time
What about eat as you jack off? To good thing at one time
>implying I want precum on my food
no thanks
have you ever tried cume on your food?
how do you know you don't want it?
I mean I know how it tastes and I doubt it'd go well with anything
that's pretty gay lad
also why aren't you putting it on your food? doesn't it have protein and stuff in it?
>that's pretty gay lad
come on everyone tries it at least once
how about you put it on your chips and tell me how it was?
No it has 0.7 calories per load
I'm not going to ruin the taste of fish and chips by adding cumm
I'm about to have breakfast anyway
so I can eat as much as I want?
thanks
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what does a gay brit know of the culinary arts anyway?
just cum on your chips you pussy
I hardly ever have fish and chips so I'm not going to ruin it with cume
>what does a gay brit know of the culinary arts
rude. I can kinda cook
I was going to make pancakes
when you jerk off you are literally getting a hand job from a guy
let that sink in, faggots
kinda cook more like dick eating sook
cum on objects is objectively a based fetish and that's the end of it
objectively wrong
cume fetishes are for dumb homos
look at this pleb taste
wow
what a faggot
what type of object do you cume on?
what do you do with them after you cume on them?
so many questions
For me it's sleeping or just laying in bed. I bet cuddling would feel very nice.
brit twink faces
give them a fiver and kick them out
food
>he doesn't wank and then eat the cume
it's really comfy when you wake up and you're really snug and warm in your bed
delete this
brits are not for lewding
based
of ccourse i don't!
cume is gay and I'm not going to eat it
I can't tell if this board is ironically queer or if it's legitimate.
the bongboi typed this while licking the last bit of cume off his top lip
I'm not eating cum you dumb aussie
I'm eating muesli
no, sleeping is the best part of the day
>he doesn't use his jizz as spaghetti sauce
I want nagatoro to step on me
>he doesn't add cum to his morning cup of tea