The most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off

the most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off

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>the most enjoyable parts of the day are eating and jacking off

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rather dry life you got there

Drinking for me.

True

>he doesn't eat and wank at the same time

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What about eat as you jack off? To good thing at one time

>implying I want precum on my food
no thanks

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have you ever tried cume on your food?
how do you know you don't want it?

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I mean I know how it tastes and I doubt it'd go well with anything

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that's pretty gay lad
also why aren't you putting it on your food? doesn't it have protein and stuff in it?

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>that's pretty gay lad
come on everyone tries it at least once
how about you put it on your chips and tell me how it was?

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No it has 0.7 calories per load

I'm not going to ruin the taste of fish and chips by adding cumm
I'm about to have breakfast anyway

so I can eat as much as I want?
thanks


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what does a gay brit know of the culinary arts anyway?
just cum on your chips you pussy

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I hardly ever have fish and chips so I'm not going to ruin it with cume
>what does a gay brit know of the culinary arts
rude. I can kinda cook
I was going to make pancakes

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when you jerk off you are literally getting a hand job from a guy

let that sink in, faggots

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kinda cook more like dick eating sook
cum on objects is objectively a based fetish and that's the end of it

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objectively wrong
cume fetishes are for dumb homos

look at this pleb taste
wow
what a faggot

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what type of object do you cume on?
what do you do with them after you cume on them?
so many questions

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For me it's sleeping or just laying in bed. I bet cuddling would feel very nice.

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brit twink faces
give them a fiver and kick them out

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food

>he doesn't wank and then eat the cume

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it's really comfy when you wake up and you're really snug and warm in your bed

delete this
brits are not for lewding

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based

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of ccourse i don't!
cume is gay and I'm not going to eat it

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I can't tell if this board is ironically queer or if it's legitimate.

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the bongboi typed this while licking the last bit of cume off his top lip

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I'm not eating cum you dumb aussie
I'm eating muesli

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no, sleeping is the best part of the day

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>he doesn't use his jizz as spaghetti sauce

I want nagatoro to step on me

>he doesn't add cum to his morning cup of tea

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