Have you tested if you're immortal yet?

Have you tested if you're immortal yet?

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Yup. Turns out I am.

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Most things I test fail.

It's pretty easy to test out actually. If you believe you are immortal, then you already are immortal. Easy as that. If you die, well then you must be special

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Cringe

Yes i'm bullet proof sucks to be you fags

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You can never know for sure. You have to keep trying to be reasonably confident in your immortality.

>be user
>get shot
>gives a fuck

I have a strange pension for avoiding injury. I've been hit by a car 2 times, fell 30 ft onto my back, been thrown about 20 feet from a 4 wheeler, and avoided death on numerous occasions due to dumb luck. Not to mention countless skateboard and mtn bike crashes. All without a scratch or bruise. I've never broken any bones or sustained any lasting inguries in my entire life.

I tried overdosing on pills twice and it didn’t work so I’m assuming I am

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yeah I was sitting in a lecture and got shot but I didn't even get hurt

Could you do us all a favour and test your immortality? Preferably off a 20 story building.

god not real

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yep

hmm...nope never

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my wife chino is so cute)

Turns out I am not I die everytime I kill myself.

I'm fucken deadpool cunt.

Never give up and eventually you'll succeed.

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No, she isn't.

Of course we're immortal. There's only one consciousness and it's universal. Think of people like bubbles in a lava lamp. You cannot escape it, and you will simply return to the source after death. Memories, being physical/neuronal, will be lost but consciousness will continue.

Say it again

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that makes no sense but okay

Sorry, your wife is beautiful and smart.

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