Self introduce thread

Aight lads here I go
>birth date 1998.3.3
>majoring in nursing
>favorite song : hozier - take me to church, avril lavigne- sk8er boi, smile, complicated, lily allen- smile, littest things
>favorite porn star : alli rae, ella hughes, lana rhoades before apocalypse
>state of when I met my first girlfriend : I was in New Zealand as an exchange student(when I was second grade of my high school). Go to volunteer work to get certification (mom's order to make it easy to go to uni). Went several times and always see a girl. She said she's Russian. And also said it's boring to just sit at home. Naturally become close. I asked her out. Be girlfriend. Green eyes, dirty blonde, 169cm, c cup
>currently doing part time job at BurgurKing
> 173cm. 67kg. Normal 5cm full erect 17cm
>Alderweireld hair style

questions very welcome
Not good English

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pleb

my wife chino is so cute)

>put effort into a thread
>the two shittiest replies humanly possible
Gotta love Jow Forums

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True that

Man I already knew these plonkers
It's okay particularly this time cuz I'm just time klling

Ok

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Cruel

Top kek

>all of that info about me is on Jow Forums
go find it

When are you doing your mandatory military service?

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Give me somewhere to start

1989

well if I could use the archive I would start now
I forgot I can't use the archive

Бля мнe пoхyй

I reckon that's gonna be next year?

nice try cia

Лoх

*nice try kgb

Гocпoди.....kgb..??? Я???
Boнючкa

Poт зaкpoи и пpocтo хyйнeм в мaкдaк!!
Дaвaй дaвaй

id rather genocide nips together with you my dearest kimchi brother

Этo дa..
я пpoeбy этy хyйню

you gotta believe in yourself freind

He caмoм дeлe нeт)))0)