Why do French People Look So Weird?

>French wine is overrated
>But the Italians know how to STFU and let their actions talk

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Fucking repack takes 2 days to install, might as well download the uncompressed version, stupid cunt

>But the Italians know how to STFU and let their actions talk.
indeed

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french people smell like shit. they dont shower

You’re wrong about the French. They are one of the best civilisations on the planet.

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Audrey was qt in that movie.

Don't google her now or you'll never have an erection ever again.

Franks are actually Germanic.
But they were mostly wiped out in the French (((Revolution)))
All that remain are mongrelized inferior alpine le 56 percenters.

Blonde hair disgusting

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I don't know wtf is wrong with you but I love that actress and there are many beautiful French ladies. Also, French cinema is better than Australian

Shut up Mohammed you camel mechanic.

Go sniff some petrol, abo. Or are you a chink? Or that "half turkish, half irish" bastard mongrel?

In any case, fuck off.

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>In short; why are they so fucking ugly?
Croatia still so jelly

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Is she arab?

>Franks are actually Germanic.
>But they were mostly wiped out in the French (((Revolution)))
>All that remain are mongrelized inferior alpine le 56 percenters.
Good thing le reddit expert is here to tell me all about my civilisation, history and genotype!

You're a faggot, stop your shitty threads

Maybe jews look like us who nose

Alizee hasn't aged well

>But the Italians know how to STFU and let their actions talk.

STFU and let the mafia run the economy ?
Let their bridges collapse ?
Let their cars break down everyday ?

Jewess yoi pleb

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all french people are niggerlover faggots

To be fair our cars are much more reliable than, for istance, british cars. Oh and fuck you frog I guess

I can hear more clicking in here than Ralph Fiennes' pistol coz all the french in here are triggered asf.
You know it's true.
Stay mad.

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>Alizee hasn't aged well
I know it is sad. Neither has Britney Spears. But I'm the same sage and I've aged worse.
We will always have Moi Lolita

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Yeah but Italian women are waaaayyyy hotter than french women.

>get your entire impression of french people from a select jewish movies
>"uhh why do french ppl look like arabs?"
hey guys i watched wakanda why is every burger a nigger

>fiat
>reliable

The fiat punto (2005) is the only car in history to have a zero out of five at the automobile safety test.

alot of the frank kings looked virtually arab

louis the pious

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I can find beautiful women in both country, so why giving such a retarded argument ?

Franks are germanic but not gauls.

French are mostly celtics, we have alpine, med and germanic blood but we're still mostly celts.

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Wog detected

pepin the short

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I kinda agreed but our wine is better you nigger

Occitanigers aren't French.

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>Why do French People Look So Weird?

Thank the Romans. Gallic people (in modern France) were all blonde hair/blue eyed just 2000 years ago.

Ah, another subhuman obsessed by us, and raging at how he will never be us.

Its not easy for countries mainly known only for their fauna, to compete with us, brits or germans, countries known for their people and achievements.

Stay mad Bruce. I can smell your salt from here.

clovis I

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Looks like this Turkish girl I know

> rambling none sense
French people are much more attractive, espwcially compared to anglos with their crooked ugly faces.

Le 56% confirmed

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This . First thing that came to my mind.
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Isnt that in the French Fry national anthem.
Ignorant fucking frogs to busy shitting into their own water supply that they are forced to drink wine because the alcohol kills all of shit water germs.
Also Laziest Euro-trash-twats = French

I think you struck a nerve, user.
TopKeK

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cholthar I

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At least we don't have abbo blood because our great grandfather was drunk enough to fuck one Bruce.

I like France. I don’t like what France has become though. It seems they got the fetish for niggers earlier than other Europeans. Nice people though (the actual French not the niggers). Great food and culture. If they had a civil war I would go help to get rid of the kikes muslims and niggers.

Don't be a retard, that was painted centuries after the guy died. Here's a contemporary depiction.

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Here'S another.

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That's what dis place is for

Occitans aren't white. They are literal kebab-on-Latin/Celt rape babies, some may even be descended from pre-historic Cro-Magnon peoples like the Basques. Bottom line: those of us who have been to the Midi know, for a fact, the natives aren't white as they 1. behave like degenerates and 2. vote communist every election. I had to leave Foix early because I couldn't bear to look at all the Front de Gauche posters and hammer and sickle graffiti everywhere.

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t. Giuseppe

Audrey Tatou is southern French, from Occitan lands. Those people tend to be a bit more tan or olive skinned than other French, due to mixed Gallic, Roman, Greek, and then the Basque and other Iberian stock.

They have germanic features, it's the eyes and hairs that give you the sandnigger impression.

Those noses are clearly not arab

Was he a gozer worshiper?

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There's plenty of Italians here who's grand parents came over after the war. They still identify as Italian even though they're three generations deep. We call them wogs which they've now adopted as a term of endearment similar to "Nigga"

I'd still choose an Alfa or Lancia over a Renault.

Conan O'Brien

>The fiat punto (2005) is the only car in history to have a zero out of five at the automobile safety test.
Which means it's unsafe, not necessarily unreliable. It could be a reliable workhorse that never needs a major service while also being a deathtrap.

This. Forgot to mention, many Occitans have Greek DNA making them literal hairy-ass tzatzikinigers.

Pure Baverian phenotype master race.
Frenchies be mad asf.
Hate him coz u ain't him.
Stay mad france
At least those kind niggers won u the world cup and gave u nice street party after

We still look better than the anglos.
Actually it seems all the beautiful anglos left to the colonies, the ones who stayed on that island are fucking hideous.

I'm not mad, i like italy but you're wrong boomerangbro.

Dont play the mutt game of "let me tell you who is white". Europeans are white period.

Would still rather them over lebs any day.

French people will become extinct one way or the other. They don't know how to handle predators: youtube.com/watch?v=2VJUFOON6gI

Not when your 23andMe says 35% North African, 20% Iberian, 20% Italy/Greece, 20% Jew.

No contest there.
English women are so ugly I wonder how pakis could fuck them.
thankfully I'm Aussie.
we're a breed apart from those degenerates.

>Would still rather them over lebs any day
Catholic lebs are pretty much indistinguishable with Italians... Muslims lebs on the other hand should be sent back

t. Southern French

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How does this instant classic not have more (you)

Post examples of heinous southern accents.

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Wait, you consider Croatians sometimes White, while considering most Northern Italians as White? What are the main differences between Croatians and Northern Italians?

>35% North African
>20% Jew.

That's not European you retard. And most of us (natives) are like 99% European stop memeing.

Nope.

>she's over 80 years old
>have never done plastic surgery
>looks like a naturally aged old women
What did you expect? (she's also racist as hell, based Bardot)

She looks weird because it's the cover of a fucking movie where she is intented to look weird. OP is a fag.

Croatians have Turk DNA from Ottoman rape.

Northern Italians have remained pretty Germanic over the years with minimal mixing.

Both owned by fi*t
>I'd rather take a more prestigious brand over a bland renault

I guess everyone would do the same if they had the opportunity lad, renault make cars for the masses
They've become more reliable over the years tho

>Dont play the mutt game of "let me tell you who is white"
>mutt post an holywood jewish film as an argument

Nigger.

ok but now shut the fuck up and go back to picking up little girls' corpses off the roads you niggerloving cuck

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> implying southern french are not white
Lol true dat

>weird
>french
I would smash the fuck out of that blonde in Inglorious Bastards even when she was playing a jew and killed Hitler when he literally did nothing wrong.

Sounds like this...
>pissed cat language
youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c

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>mutt

kek, you wish

Go back picking up little girls' corpses under the rubble of your collapsed bridges

Dear God, someone tell her that rhinoplasty isn't that expensive anymore.