Look lively because we'll be getting visitors. USA, Virginia there will be a UFO doing runs. Keep your eyes on the skies both in the day and night. You might hear trumpet-like sounds even if you're away from any trains or traffic or even outside a city.
I will mark specifc time frames in case you feel directionless.
we know they're circling. we've known. when do they land and talk to us, so that we can ask them if they believe in Jesus and if they don't we annihilate them heathens
Nicholas Ortiz
I don't know about a landing but I would advise the US government to keep a tight leash on all communications from that state today. The moment anyone just anyone claims they've heard something weird, or recorded something it will spark a chain reaction of panic and general buffoonery.
The ships if they're even a ship and not a projection or anything are clearly using some method of propelling that disturbs the natural magnetic fields of earth sending echoes back in time. Like butterfly effect on steroids.
Jaxon Reyes
Fake and gay. Screenshot just in case tho.
Justin Allen
Is it edible?
Mason Scott
Molten plasma? Sure, if you can stomach it. Jokes aside if you actually do live there and you see a big light shining over you like in those movies and tinfoil conspiracies run like fucking hell. They might jam any military sensors/radars in that area so if just one airplane or copter gets too close for comfort they will blow it before they realize what's going on or even see it.
Bentley Myers
my body is ready
Julian Johnson
no body is ready
Nicholas Cox
>off topic MODS ban OP from Jow Forums for six months
Josiah Gonzalez
Aliens are political, can you imagine the ramifications of a more advanced species doing trade? Native Americans vs the Brits comes to mind.
Kayden Parker
FUCK YOU OP!
Tyler Lewis
Why do UFO's only occur in the US did you know 2/3 of Americans believe aliens made contact with us already?
Aiden Perez
>lets apply an exxxxxtremely broad definition of politics so my slide thread is legit Retard report report report, give the janis PTSD
Ian Smith
If I hear trumpet like sounds I know the Lord is preparing the tribulations not Aliens
Lucas Davis
America has a huge mil budget, a lot of that RnD. Americans are also gullible idiots
Kayden Stewart
Rural Virginian here Imma fuck it in whatever holes they got
That's actually a pretty interesting question, in fact right now. Why Virginia of all places? I doubt there's anything noteworthy there but that's what the pre-image of their route(s) is saying.
but... i don't think I care, just stay out of their way and we'll all be fine everywhere... unless it's people they're after.
>Rural Virginian here >Imma fuck it in whatever holes they got Relax hillbilly, no one said anything about your sister
Nolan Edwards
are you actually from iraq?
Elijah Harris
You won't see shit unless you say the magic words >I am breaking the code of disillusion to see what is before me. Be advised. Once you say the words it will gradually take effect and you will be free (or fucked) forever.
I have ancestry from iraq, just wondering because im interested c:
Hudson Hill
Nope, however trumpets in the sky is different from Jews being... Jews.
Adam Nguyen
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
Parker Hill
It made me want to go back and re-read that bit about the horns of Jericho. Sadly, where I was brought up they don't really spend all that much time on what all is actually in the bible.
But seriously you have to wonder why a bunch of what looked to be ordinary old white Finnish ladies marching to appologize for the holocaust would think to blow animal horns. I doubt that was (((mere coincidence))).
Andrew Scott
Nice. Pre scheduled blasting times at local construction site. Turn off ALL 2 way radios so as not to trigger explosives prematurely, you know like your only sexual experience? Nice public info available about ALL explosives/blasting construction. OP = you know, F & G
Brandon Cox
Why are people so caught up about blowing your load right away? Feelsgoodman. It's not like that's the end.
I think the Jews did this with their Jewish holywood and pornography industry and things like that. Probably because they don't have foreskins.
Asher King
i am probly boner lmao
Julian Reed
Who are you that you have this intel?
Are they hostile?
HOw can you reasonably project where they will be and at which time they will be there?
Joshua Brooks
>ufo of peace seems like a terror threat to me
Cooper Morgan
Then does that mean those silent bright flashes, the "storms" we had recently, were a test run? They hid it beyond clouds and soon is the real thing?
Camden Evans
>Who are you that you have this intel? I don't know. I mean I do have a name and all but it's weird whenever I try to analyze myself. I am alive because I tried to siphon my own life force when I looked in a mirror and it worked. So I'm just a random normie in a backwater europoor country
>Are they hostile? Yes and no. I try not to think about them or analyze them or I would risk having to mingle with them and I don't think I want to so I don't screw up something or tick them off negatively. I just see what they will do and keep my distance everything else is a smudge or smoke.
>HOw can you reasonably project where they will be and at which time they will be there? Pretty simple actually, whenever they warp around in that bathtub looking thing they send and aftershock BACK into time because of some way the gravity fucks up and creates and implosion of energy. What this means is that it's undetectable whenever they enter or leave our atmosphere at the current time but not in the recent past because that's where all that energy went which causes a chainreaction of events you can follow "up" to the source.
So picture if you will a big bubble around earth, there was a ripple which is their pre-image of all the actions they would do but it's not happened yet but there's clearly a path left there. Like if you were to step in snow and leave footprints behind only instead there's footprints but you haven't stepped in the snow to make them yet. Freaky eh?
Jason Reed
why aren't you out on the snow, my nigger
Nolan Brown
>Freaky eh? Not at all. I don't think most people think that way, though. But it's so useful once you realize you can travel back in time slightly if you plan ahead to the end point.
Ryder Adams
i want to fuck that gato
Jaxson White
fucking bulgarians
Camden Sanchez
what your talking about is what the NSA was doing tests on in the 30s leading up to the success in the 70s they would make men manifest and focus down to the atom and create something on this time line unsure how they made it into this time line but yeah project montauk and all that tesla and john d trump trumps uncle the books from 1800s and 1900 bout trump and his son time travel its all real
Austin Cruz
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I can see that, but what gets me is why people seem to think if they bust early and can't help it that it means you have to stop at that point. I mean, when I was a kid there used to be broscience advice like >yeah dude work one out before hand so you last longer Well, doesn't that mean you might as well just keep going or do something else for a bit and then last longer for the next one?
Connor Mitchell
The COBRA people have been expecting something like this for a few years now.
The TL:DR is that our planet it occupied and controlled by a HOSTILE alien force who are holding us hostage with things similar to nuclear bombs located all across the planet. The whole solar system is completely surrounded by a superior alien force that is the enemy of our hidden masters. They have been deactivating these hidden WMDS for DECADES and when they are (mostly) gone they will invade and remove the hostile aliens. After that, they will set up embassies and then mostly fuck off.